Hello Bros :)

Merry chrisler

Merry crisis

Merry chrima

Jackie: would you rather fight a hundred kindergarteners-

Anti: I wanna fight kindergarteners!

Jackie: that’s not even the full-

Anti: those kids are gettin slapped!

Jackie: you know that feeling you get to hit your siblings when they enter the room?

Anti, smacking Chase: Cain instinct

Jse egos as things my friends have said

Marvin: “I cant find my pencil.”

JBM: “Don’t worry, we’ll find it. Nothing can disappear that easily.”

Chase: “my will to live can.”

Schneep: “I have like forty ikea pencils in my backpack and like a hundred more at home.”

JJ: “how often do you go to ikea?”

S: “like every other week”

Marvin: “I will yeet you into oblivion, you reprehensible shrew.”

Anti: “I will use your heart as a margarita glass”

Schneep: I don’t think there’s a gen y, I think we absorbed them

Chase: how many weenuses do you have?

Marvin: two?

Chase: oh yeah? Well I got tWO KNEENUSSES!

*anti kicks Marvin in the back*

Marvin: “ow! You coulda paralized me!”

Anti: “well that’s life, you win some you lose some.”

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Jackie: did you just refer to a knife as a people opener?

Anti: should I not have?

Chase: So that’s my plan.
Anti: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Chase: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Anti: It fucking sucks.
Chase: That’s not constructive criticism.

Henrik, frantically looking through a first-aid kit: why did you fill it with Cheetos?!

Chase, bleeding out: I dunno, I thought it was funny at the time

Anti: why do people assume the worst of me?

Jameson, signing: it saves time

Chase, showering peacefully, humming billie eilish:

Anti, pushing the shower curtain away: hey man- no stop screaming, it’s just me. We’re out of Cheetos, can you get some later?