JBM: hey Marv I got you some chocolates for Valentine’s Day.
Marvin: JB, that’s like a hundred boxes of chocolate!
JBM: I panicked
Marvin: I wanna kick the ratatouille rat
Chase: what?
Marvin, quietly: I’ll drop kick the shit out of him
I love the range of Anti in this community so much, even more so than the other egos, cause he can be literally anything you want.
Cold calculated murderer? Yep
An absolute hooligan? Yeah
A little guy with some issues? Absolutely
A decent man with a lot of scars? Yep
Bone stealing gremlin? Go nuts, man
The local goth? He's built for that
You can't go wrong with this guy, he has the range
Chase, poking Marvin while he’s sleeping: Marv get up
Marvin: no, I’m dead. Leave flowers and get out
JJ, looking up to the sky: that’s a lot of geese.
Marvin: no, don’t be fooled. Those are drones sent by the government
Anti, about to tackle Marvin because that’s the fifth time he’s said that this week: imma do a heccin violence if you keep this up
Marvin: don’t worry, he won’t trace it back to us.
Jameson, signing: are you kidding? Henrik always traces stuff back to us. He traces things to us that we didn’t even do!
Heya :)
I already haven’t been on tumblr for a day or so, but I’m logging off for a little while. I’m having a tough time mentally, and I need a break. I’ll be back, but it might be a few weeks. Who knows? We’ll see.
I hope anyone who reads this is doing okay, have a good day! <3
Henrik: you need a hobby
Chase: I have a hobby
Henrik: being sad is not a hobby
Henrik, frantically looking through a first-aid kit: why did you fill it with Cheetos?!
Chase, bleeding out: I dunno, I thought it was funny at the time
Me: okay! I’ve finished my school work for the week! I’ve got a day off tomorrow! Nice!
*closes computer*
Me: ....I’d better check and see if I’ve got any more homework...
Sah dude, my name is Gurt. Im pan, and my pronouns are he/theyOh yeah btw almost everything I reblog is on a sideblog called ‘Gurt reblogs’ I’m a fan of Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, CrankGameplays, and some othersI’m a sucker for theories, send some in! I have other interests, but if I were to list them all I’d be writing for a very long time.
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