Unus Annus is fuckin—
Perfect
Unus Annus idea: they go horse-riding
Marvin: hey hey Schneep it’s pretty muggy outside, isn’t it?
Schneep: I swear if you put all of our mugs on the lawn I will not hesitate to kick you out of this house
Jameson: *sips coffee out of a bowl*
Henrik: what are you two doing riding around in a grocery cart?
Marvin: us two? Don’t you mean-oh god
Marvin and JBM in unison: JAMESON FELL OFF!!
Chase: you shouldn’t be using a straw
Anti: I know, it’s not good for the environment, blah blah blah.
Chase: no, that’s just a weird way to eat spaghetti
I couldn’t resist XD
They’re messaging Jackieboy, by the way
Anyone: were you dropped on your head as a child?
Anti: bold of you to assume I was held
Oh my god I love this
Marvin: I wanna kick the ratatouille rat
Chase: what?
Marvin, quietly: I’ll drop kick the shit out of him
Happy holidays to everyone who follows me, I hope everyone has a fantastic day.
-Gurt
If Jackieboy-man were asleep after like,,, a patrol or something, Chase would definitely be swooping a toy plane through the air whenever he snored
Jackieboy-man: I’m stupid, he’s stupid, we’re all founders of club stupid.
Anti: how are you still alive?!
Jameson, signing: spite
Sah dude, my name is Gurt. Im pan, and my pronouns are he/theyOh yeah btw almost everything I reblog is on a sideblog called ‘Gurt reblogs’ I’m a fan of Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, CrankGameplays, and some othersI’m a sucker for theories, send some in! I have other interests, but if I were to list them all I’d be writing for a very long time.
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