If Jackieboy-man Were Asleep After Like,,, A Patrol Or Something, Chase Would Definitely Be Swooping

Henrik: Yesterday I overheard Chase saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Anti replying “Trust me.” and I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life.

WHOOO BAND CONCERT COMPLETED SUCCESSFULLY

IM SO HAPPY :D

Marvin: i don’t sweat

Henrik: everyone sweats?

Jackie: not Marv. He never sweats

Henrik: what do you mean “he never sweats?”

Marvin: sweating is gross. So I don’t do it.

I love the range of Anti in this community so much, even more so than the other egos, cause he can be literally anything you want.

Cold calculated murderer? Yep

An absolute hooligan? Yeah

A little guy with some issues? Absolutely

A decent man with a lot of scars? Yep

Bone stealing gremlin? Go nuts, man

The local goth? He's built for that

You can't go wrong with this guy, he has the range

Schneep: did you have to stab him?

Anti: you weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.

Schneep: what did he say?

Anti: ‘what are you going to do, stab me?’

Jack: to be completely fair, I did deserve it.

Henrik: what’s our escape plan?

Jackieboy-man: our what?

Chase: oh my god we’re all going to die

Chase: why do you always wear so much black? Are you going to a funeral?

Anti: yes

Anti: yours

Chase: when I get murdered, can you make sure it’s an unsolved case?

Henrik: what

Chase: I wanna be on buzzfeed unsolved

Jackie: can we go back to the part where you said ‘when’ you get murdered?

Henrik: you just killed five people! What do you have to say for yourself?

Anti: oops?

Henrik: that’s a horrible christmas present

Jackie: trust me, he’ll love it.

Later:

Jameson, trying to cuddle all fifteen roombas: THANK YOU I LOVE MY CHILDREN