Schneep: Did You Have To Stab Him?

Anti: have some holiday flair, man.

Chase: that’s not flair! That’s a knife!

Anti: ho ho homicide

Jackie: ugh, that’s the last time I go drinking with you... how’s your hangover?

Chase: pfft, amateurs, I’ve already started drinking again

Marvin: Chase, it’s nine am on a Monday

Chase: I fear nothing

JJ: *signs* It's all about the teamwork! If we work together, we can do anything!

Marvin: Oh my God, it's like a unicorn and a Care Bear had a baby, and it's you.

Henrik: we’ve got to find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?

Anti: probably chase

Anti: change is inedible

Henrik: don’t you mean inevitable?

Anti, spitting out coins: no

Chase: why do you always wear so much black? Are you going to a funeral?

Anti: yes

Anti: yours

Jackie: did you just refer to a knife as a people opener?

Anti: should I not have?

Chase: love is cheap.... but this booze is cheaper

Marvin, concerned and looking into Chase’s bottle: this is just vinegar

Anti: why do I have to be the evil one?

Marvin: I don’t know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our roles