Anti: Why Do I Have To Be The Evil One?

JJ: *signs* It's all about the teamwork! If we work together, we can do anything!

Marvin: Oh my God, it's like a unicorn and a Care Bear had a baby, and it's you.

Jse egos as things my friends have said

Marvin: “I cant find my pencil.”

JBM: “Don’t worry, we’ll find it. Nothing can disappear that easily.”

Chase: “my will to live can.”

Schneep: “I have like forty ikea pencils in my backpack and like a hundred more at home.”

JJ: “how often do you go to ikea?”

S: “like every other week”

Marvin: “I will yeet you into oblivion, you reprehensible shrew.”

Anti: “I will use your heart as a margarita glass”

Schneep: I don’t think there’s a gen y, I think we absorbed them

Chase: how many weenuses do you have?

Marvin: two?

Chase: oh yeah? Well I got tWO KNEENUSSES!

*anti kicks Marvin in the back*

Marvin: “ow! You coulda paralized me!”

Anti: “well that’s life, you win some you lose some.”

Jameson, signing: what time is it?

Anti: I don’t know, pass me that recorder

Anti: *plays recorder really loudly*

Henrik: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING RECORDER AT TWO AM

Anti: it’s two am

Jackieboy-man: if you kill a killer, the amount of murderers in the world stays the same.

Marvin, with his mouth full of Cheerios and his feet on the table: kill two

Chase, hiding under his bed: ...

Anti, looking for him with his knife:...

Anti: like a good neighbor-

Chase: State Farm is there!- shit!

Henrik: there’s no such thing as a stupid question.

Jackie: what’s in mango salsa?

Henrik: I stand corrected

Gdbfn

I bet I could get the same thing if I slammed my head on the keyboard

(uwu a great find)

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….gl-n-h-hd.

thats literally it..

Marvin: it’ll be fine, you just have to seduce them.

Chase: I’m sorry, but have you seen me? I’m about as seductive as a cabbage

Jameson: uh oh! Someone’s under the mistletoe!

Anti, cornered in the garage: *hisses*

My chsmas

Type Merry Christmas without using the letters in your name.

Mey Chstms