My Chsmas

The egos: Jameson is too babey to swear

Jameson, in his room carving pumpkins: shit to do, fucks to give

Jackie: ugh, that’s the last time I go drinking with you... how’s your hangover?

Chase: pfft, amateurs, I’ve already started drinking again

Marvin: Chase, it’s nine am on a Monday

Chase: I fear nothing

Marvin: what is toothpaste, if not bone soap?

Jackie: existence is a prison and being your friend is maximum security.

Jse egos as things my friends have said

Marvin: “I cant find my pencil.”

JBM: “Don’t worry, we’ll find it. Nothing can disappear that easily.”

Chase: “my will to live can.”

Schneep: “I have like forty ikea pencils in my backpack and like a hundred more at home.”

JJ: “how often do you go to ikea?”

S: “like every other week”

Marvin: “I will yeet you into oblivion, you reprehensible shrew.”

Anti: “I will use your heart as a margarita glass”

Schneep: I don’t think there’s a gen y, I think we absorbed them

Chase: how many weenuses do you have?

Marvin: two?

Chase: oh yeah? Well I got tWO KNEENUSSES!

*anti kicks Marvin in the back*

Marvin: “ow! You coulda paralized me!”

Anti: “well that’s life, you win some you lose some.”

Jameson: chase, there’s an online trend I have a few questions about.

Chase: sure, what is it?

Jameson: it’s about losing a ‘game’? What does it mean?

Chase: GOD DAMMIT, I JUST LOST THE GAME

*chorus of groans through the ego household*

Henrik: what’s our escape plan?

Jackieboy-man: our what?

Chase: oh my god we’re all going to die

unus annus really was the most special thing i’ve ever been a part of and i’m glad i got to experience it with all of you

I think my eyes are pretty???

Also I don’t know how the tagging system works yet-

Alright.

Everyone,

And I mean EVERYONE

who sees this post has to reblog it with something they love about themselves and tag at least one other person. I’m tired of the self-negativity, myself included, so let’s try to spread some positivity, ok?

One thing I love about myself is my artistic abilities.

Tagging: @parade-of-the-defects @kerosene–angel @madhouse-at-midnight @feelin-peachy336 @phil-and-a-corgi @ashfire05 @emo-boi @emohyena @vyukami @gods-mistake-uwu @im-a-ban-im-a-bandito @fromthegallifrey @wherethewaterstarts-andyouend @hanna-does-stuff @anti-kalvin-club @frankielicious @iero @potdreadsfrank @essielf @frank-ierhoe @bitchyscemoenby @lil-mistake-boi @stressieboi @pureandbloodstained @gerardbutnotgerardway @spiderway95 @ghost-bonezz @tacozebra051 @tacobelltylerr @vesselsintrench @lu-hemmingss @luck-cat @vivalienne @trinazz @hpmerlinfan @illuminatilovesyou @save-yourself-stay-alive

Hmm... I’d have to say mine are Marvin, Jackie, and Jameson

Jse community revival woooo!🎉🎉

Who are your three favourite egos? 👀

Anti: ILL SEE YOU IN HELL

Jackie, smacking him with a broom: TELL THEM WHO SENT YOU