Jameson: Chase, There’s An Online Trend I Have A Few Questions About.

Me: okay! I’ve finished my school work for the week! I’ve got a day off tomorrow! Nice!

*closes computer*

Me: ....I’d better check and see if I’ve got any more homework...

I love my dog

She sleep

Jackieboy-man: I’m stupid, he’s stupid, we’re all founders of club stupid.

Schneep: did you have to stab him?

Anti: you weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.

Schneep: what did he say?

Anti: ‘what are you going to do, stab me?’

Jack: to be completely fair, I did deserve it.

Chase: it takes so much money to see a therapist, but it’s free to tell yourself: “it be like that sometimes”

Henrik: what? no, stop it

Chase: I’m giving up alcohol for a month.

Henrik: really? Thats great-

Chase: oh sorry, that came out wrong

Chase: I’m giving up, alcohol for a month

Henrik: is that blood?

Jackieboy-man: no?

Henrik, panicking: that’s not a question you’re supposed to answer with a question!

Anti: what’s that infestation of tiny creatures over there?

Chase: those are children. It’s called a school.

Chase: why do you always wear so much black? Are you going to a funeral?

Anti: yes

Anti: yours

Henrik: you just killed five people! What do you have to say for yourself?

Anti: oops?