Marvin: what is toothpaste, if not bone soap?
Jackie: existence is a prison and being your friend is maximum security.
Me: okay! I’ve finished my school work for the week! I’ve got a day off tomorrow! Nice!
*closes computer*
Me: ....I’d better check and see if I’ve got any more homework...
Anti: I need to de-stress...
*Anti leaves the room*
Henrik: where are you going?
Anti: to demolish the living room
Jackieboy-man: I’m stupid, he’s stupid, we’re all founders of club stupid.
Anti: ILL SEE YOU IN HELL
Jackie, smacking him with a broom: TELL THEM WHO SENT YOU
Anti: what’s that infestation of tiny creatures over there?
Chase: those are children. It’s called a school.
Chase: you shouldn’t be using a straw
Anti: I know, it’s not good for the environment, blah blah blah.
Chase: no, that’s just a weird way to eat spaghetti
Unus Annus ends in about 9 hours. Even without year has been one of the strangest of my life, but I’m so glad that this is the year it happened. It’s what we needed, I think. I’ve really only made a few unus annus posts, as I’m mainly a JSE ego blog, but I’ve been following them since day one.
So thank you, @crankgameplays and @markiplier . Everyone’s been saying it, and I mean it just as much as all of them.
And thanks to the community, for all of the memes. Mark and Eef gave you the content, and you took it to the moon.
This year has been amazing, and even with all of the downs, I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
:)
My chsmas
Type Merry Christmas without using the letters in your name.
Mey Chstms
Happy holidays to everyone who follows me, I hope everyone has a fantastic day.
-Gurt
Sah dude, my name is Gurt. Im pan, and my pronouns are he/theyOh yeah btw almost everything I reblog is on a sideblog called ‘Gurt reblogs’ I’m a fan of Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, CrankGameplays, and some othersI’m a sucker for theories, send some in! I have other interests, but if I were to list them all I’d be writing for a very long time.
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