Jackie: ugh, that’s the last time I go drinking with you... how’s your hangover?
Chase: pfft, amateurs, I’ve already started drinking again
Marvin: Chase, it’s nine am on a Monday
Chase: I fear nothing
Hmm... I’d have to say mine are Marvin, Jackie, and Jameson
JBM: hey Marv I got you some chocolates for Valentine’s Day.
Marvin: JB, that’s like a hundred boxes of chocolate!
JBM: I panicked
Henrik: what do you have, beating deep inside of you?
Anti: hate.
Henrik: no no no like the thing that pumps blood through your body
Anti: rage
Henrik: no, it’s a vital organ.
Anti: VENGANCE
Chase: you okay?
Jackie: yeah, I normally spurt blood from my stomach
Chase: why did the chicken cross the road?
Anti: ...why?
Chase: to get to the idiot’s house
Chase: knock knock
Anti: who’s there?
Chase: the chicken
Anti:
Chase:
Anti: I won’t stab you on one condition.
Chase: what?
Anti: go tell this joke to Jackie
Schneep: did you have to stab him?
Anti: you weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.
Schneep: what did he say?
Anti: ‘what are you going to do, stab me?’
Jack: to be completely fair, I did deserve it.
Anti: I may seem as an angry person on the outside but in the inside I’m actually angrier.
Anti: me and Henrik get along fine! Right, henny?
Henrik: I have never been more stressed out in my life
If Jackieboy-man were asleep after like,,, a patrol or something, Chase would definitely be swooping a toy plane through the air whenever he snored
Chase: at least I’ll die doing something I love
Jackie: and that is?
Chase: dying
Sah dude, my name is Gurt. Im pan, and my pronouns are he/theyOh yeah btw almost everything I reblog is on a sideblog called ‘Gurt reblogs’ I’m a fan of Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, CrankGameplays, and some othersI’m a sucker for theories, send some in! I have other interests, but if I were to list them all I’d be writing for a very long time.
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