Chase: At Least I’ll Die Doing Something I Love

Jackie: Mufasa’s death made me cry again

Anti: it’s okay, he’s not a real horse it’s just a cartoon

Jackie: HORSE?

Anti: to be fair I’ve never seen it

Jackie: ITS CALLED ‘LION KING’???

Chase: why do you always wear so much black? Are you going to a funeral?

Anti: yes

Anti: yours

Anti: do you know anyone who can teach me to play the flute?

JJ, signing: why?

Anti: I wanna stand outside of Henrik’s room all night and annoy him

JJ, signing: you don’t need to know how to play the flute to do that

Anti: you have opened my eyes

Jackie: *traps a wasp under a cup*

Anti: *puts two more cups down*

Jackie: please no

Anti: *starts shuffling the cups*

Henrik: there’s no such thing as a stupid question.

Jackie: what’s in mango salsa?

Henrik: I stand corrected

Unus Annus is fuckin—

👌👌👌

Perfect

Unus Annus idea: they go horse-riding

Henrik: that’s a horrible christmas present

Jackie: trust me, he’ll love it.

Later:

Jameson, trying to cuddle all fifteen roombas: THANK YOU I LOVE MY CHILDREN

Happy Valentine’s Day my dudes :D

My chsmas

Type Merry Christmas without using the letters in your name.

Mey Chstms

Chase: you shouldn’t be using a straw

Anti: I know, it’s not good for the environment, blah blah blah.

Chase: no, that’s just a weird way to eat spaghetti