Anti: Do You Know Anyone Who Can Teach Me To Play The Flute?

Happy holidays to everyone who follows me, I hope everyone has a fantastic day.

-Gurt

Anti, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Jackie, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Chase, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Marvin, trembling: What the fuck are we playing

Anti: I may seem as an angry person on the outside but in the inside I’m actually angrier.

Marvin: don’t worry, he won’t trace it back to us.

Jameson, signing: are you kidding? Henrik always traces stuff back to us. He traces things to us that we didn’t even do!

Jackie: Why are you awake? It’s like… three am.

Marvin, drinking straight from the coffee pot: Time isn’t real, Jackie-boy. Get used to it

Hmm... I’d have to say mine are Marvin, Jackie, and Jameson

Jse community revival woooo!🎉🎉

Who are your three favourite egos? 👀

Marvin, rolling down the window: what seems to be the problem, officer?

Cop: get the FUCK out of my car

Sah dudes! I’m Gurt, and this is my first Tumblr post!

This is a theory about @therealjacksepticeye’s character Anti

I got bored, so I dug around tumblr for a bit, as you do.

Occasionally, I would see things about Antisepticeye, y’know, Jacksepticeye’s evil alter ego.

They were talking about how Jack said that nobody had figured out what Anti was yet.

I’m gonna take a crack at it.

Okay. So you know how his full name is Antisepticeye?

Antiseptic.

Antiseptic is basically like cleaning stuff for infections, like germ-x (I know you don’t put germ-x on wounds, shush.)

Funny that the antagonist of the ego story has a name that starts with something that gets rid of the bad stuff.

People say he’s a virus, a glitch, a bug, you name it. What I think he is, isn’t that far off from any of that. I think he’s an infection.

He’s annoying, and if you don’t pay attention to him, he gets angry. Just like a cut that’s been unattended for too long. And I think I can take a stab (hehehe) at what can defeat him. What the protagonists (Chase, Henrik, Jameson, Marvin, Jackieboy man,) can use to get rid of him.

With a cut on his neck like that, I find it hard to believe he can just let it flow without consequences. Even if he doesn’t obey the laws of Earth (he literally glitches), that’s still gotta suck. It SURE would suck if a certain sad dad or doctor poured a shit ton of antiseptic on it, wouldn’t it?

I think that the egos can use some good old antiseptic to defeat him. They’ve got a doctor on their side, it shouldn’t be that hard to find.

That’s my take, if you find this post, leave some feedback! Leave some ideas! I’m always ready to shovel more content down my throat!

Anti: I invited you all here because I crave the deadliest game

Marvin, nodding: knife monopoly.

Anti: i was actually going to hunt you all for sport but I’m interested in whatever the hell knife monopoly is

Chase: you shouldn’t be using a straw

Anti: I know, it’s not good for the environment, blah blah blah.

Chase: no, that’s just a weird way to eat spaghetti