Jackie: Why Are You Awake? It’s Like… Three Am.

Jackie: you actually were telling the truth

Anti: I do that a lot yet people are always surprised

Henrik: we’ve got to find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?

Anti: probably chase

Jackieboy-man: I’m stupid, he’s stupid, we’re all founders of club stupid.

unus annus really was the most special thing i’ve ever been a part of and i’m glad i got to experience it with all of you

Chase: I’m giving up alcohol for a month.

Henrik: really? Thats great-

Chase: oh sorry, that came out wrong

Chase: I’m giving up, alcohol for a month

Okay—so I was baking using my Alexa, and this happened. It says on one side to use baking powder, and on the other side it says use soda. I used soda, and they turned out like a normal chocolate chip cookie

Jameson, signing: what time is it?

Anti: I don’t know, pass me that recorder

Anti: *plays recorder really loudly*

Henrik: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING RECORDER AT TWO AM

Anti: it’s two am

Chase: which country has the most birds?

Chase: Portugeese

Jackie: wait

Anti: that’s a language

Jameson, signing: Portugull

Marvin: nice recovery

Henrik: turkey, how did we miss turkey?

Chase: we’re playing scrabble, it’s a nightmare

JJ, signing: what? Scrabble’s so much fun!

Chase: not when you’re playing with Henrik it’s not. He puts words like ‘iridiums’ while I put ‘pig’

Henrik: why are your hands purple?!

Jackie: that’s a very good question...