Chase: Which Country Has The Most Birds?

Anti: why do I have to be the evil one?

Marvin: I don’t know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our roles

Jackie: would you rather fight a hundred kindergarteners-

Anti: I wanna fight kindergarteners!

Jackie: that’s not even the full-

Anti: those kids are gettin slapped!

Jameson: chase, there’s an online trend I have a few questions about.

Chase: sure, what is it?

Jameson: it’s about losing a ‘game’? What does it mean?

Chase: GOD DAMMIT, I JUST LOST THE GAME

*chorus of groans through the ego household*

JJ: *signs* It's all about the teamwork! If we work together, we can do anything!

Marvin: Oh my God, it's like a unicorn and a Care Bear had a baby, and it's you.

Jackieboy-man: if you kill a killer, the amount of murderers in the world stays the same.

Marvin, with his mouth full of Cheerios and his feet on the table: kill two

unus annus really was the most special thing i’ve ever been a part of and i’m glad i got to experience it with all of you

Jackie: anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!

Anti:

Anti: Jackie

Chase: you have to learn to love yourself

Jameson, signing: but don’t you hate yourself?

Chase: yeah but this is about you

Chase: take me out.

Henrik: with a gun? Or like on a date?

Chase: surprise me.

Chase: at least I’ll die doing something I love

Jackie: and that is?

Chase: dying