Chase: You Have To Learn To Love Yourself

Chase: alright, let’s all just say sorry on the count of three.

Chase: one, two, three...

Henrik:...

Marvin:...

Chase: well now I’m just disappointed in all of us.

Henrik: you need a hobby

Chase: I have a hobby

Henrik: being sad is not a hobby

Marvin: I need some help dealing with a… problem. Do you have any suggestions?

Anti: Knife.

Marvin: …do you have any other suggestions?

Anti: Bigger knife.

Chase: which country has the most birds?

Chase: Portugeese

Jackie: wait

Anti: that’s a language

Jameson, signing: Portugull

Marvin: nice recovery

Henrik: turkey, how did we miss turkey?

My chsmas

Type Merry Christmas without using the letters in your name.

Mey Chstms

Happy Valentine’s Day my dudes :D

Henrik: what’s our escape plan?

Jackieboy-man: our what?

Chase: oh my god we’re all going to die

Anti: change is inedible

Henrik: don’t you mean inevitable?

Anti, spitting out coins: no

Gdbfn

I bet I could get the same thing if I slammed my head on the keyboard

(uwu a great find)

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….gl-n-h-hd.

thats literally it..

Anti: yo chase you think I can get this egg into that cup without it cracking?

Chase: pfft, no

Anti throwing the egg at Henrik: guess you were right