Henrik: What Do You Have, Beating Deep Inside Of You?

Anti: me and Henrik get along fine! Right, henny?

Henrik: I have never been more stressed out in my life

JJ, looking up to the sky: that’s a lot of geese.

Marvin: no, don’t be fooled. Those are drones sent by the government

Anti, about to tackle Marvin because that’s the fifth time he’s said that this week: imma do a heccin violence if you keep this up

Henrik, filling out a medical form: what’s your middle name?

Jackie, concussed: Danger

Henrik: you just killed five people! What do you have to say for yourself?

Anti: oops?

Marvin, rolling down the window: what seems to be the problem, officer?

Cop: get the FUCK out of my car

I love the idea of Unus Annus.

Like, good funny content once a day everyday for a year? That’s the good shit, man.

I also love love love the concept of them deleting it at the end of the year. It shows that most things in life are temporary, but that you should make the most of them while you still can. That, even if it’s all gonna be gone one day, it’s still here right now to cherish, to look at the clock and think: “oh, today’s Unus Annus vid comes out in a few minutes!”

Whoopdie do da its late at night why am I doing this with my life-

Anti: how are you still alive?!

Jameson, signing: spite

Marvin: I wanna kick the ratatouille rat

Chase: what?

Marvin, quietly: I’ll drop kick the shit out of him

Anti: what’s that infestation of tiny creatures over there?

Chase: those are children. It’s called a school.

Happy Valentine’s Day my dudes :D