JJ, looking up to the sky: that’s a lot of geese.
Marvin: no, don’t be fooled. Those are drones sent by the government
Anti, about to tackle Marvin because that’s the fifth time he’s said that this week: imma do a heccin violence if you keep this up
Anti: why do I have to be the evil one?
Marvin: I don’t know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our roles
Anti: C’mere
Chase: why
Anti: just c’mere
Chase: no you’re gonna hit me
Anti: do you know anyone who can teach me to play the flute?
JJ, signing: why?
Anti: I wanna stand outside of Henrik’s room all night and annoy him
JJ, signing: you don’t need to know how to play the flute to do that
Anti: you have opened my eyes
Okay—so I was baking using my Alexa, and this happened. It says on one side to use baking powder, and on the other side it says use soda. I used soda, and they turned out like a normal chocolate chip cookie
Chase, sliding 10 dollars to Marvin: I’ll have the usual
Marvin: Sure thing
Marvin: *gives Chase a hug*
Schneep: did you have to stab him?
Anti: you weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.
Schneep: what did he say?
Anti: ‘what are you going to do, stab me?’
Jack: to be completely fair, I did deserve it.
Anti: I invited you all here because I crave the deadliest game
Marvin, nodding: knife monopoly.
Anti: i was actually going to hunt you all for sport but I’m interested in whatever the hell knife monopoly is
Anti: what’s that infestation of tiny creatures over there?
Chase: those are children. It’s called a school.
Chase: we’re playing scrabble, it’s a nightmare
JJ, signing: what? Scrabble’s so much fun!
Chase: not when you’re playing with Henrik it’s not. He puts words like ‘iridiums’ while I put ‘pig’
I think my eyes are pretty???
Also I don’t know how the tagging system works yet-
Alright.
Everyone,
And I mean EVERYONE
who sees this post has to reblog it with something they love about themselves and tag at least one other person. I’m tired of the self-negativity, myself included, so let’s try to spread some positivity, ok?
One thing I love about myself is my artistic abilities.
Tagging: @parade-of-the-defects @kerosene–angel @madhouse-at-midnight @feelin-peachy336 @phil-and-a-corgi @ashfire05 @emo-boi @emohyena @vyukami @gods-mistake-uwu @im-a-ban-im-a-bandito @fromthegallifrey @wherethewaterstarts-andyouend @hanna-does-stuff @anti-kalvin-club @frankielicious @iero @potdreadsfrank @essielf @frank-ierhoe @bitchyscemoenby @lil-mistake-boi @stressieboi @pureandbloodstained @gerardbutnotgerardway @spiderway95 @ghost-bonezz @tacozebra051 @tacobelltylerr @vesselsintrench @lu-hemmingss @luck-cat @vivalienne @trinazz @hpmerlinfan @illuminatilovesyou @save-yourself-stay-alive
Sah dude, my name is Gurt. Im pan, and my pronouns are he/theyOh yeah btw almost everything I reblog is on a sideblog called ‘Gurt reblogs’ I’m a fan of Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, CrankGameplays, and some othersI’m a sucker for theories, send some in! I have other interests, but if I were to list them all I’d be writing for a very long time.
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