JJ, Looking Up To The Sky: That’s A Lot Of Geese.

JJ, looking up to the sky: that’s a lot of geese.

Marvin: no, don’t be fooled. Those are drones sent by the government

Anti, about to tackle Marvin because that’s the fifth time he’s said that this week: imma do a heccin violence if you keep this up

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Anti: why do I have to be the evil one?

Marvin: I don’t know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our roles


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Anti: C’mere

Chase: why

Anti: just c’mere

Chase: no you’re gonna hit me


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Anti: do you know anyone who can teach me to play the flute?

JJ, signing: why?

Anti: I wanna stand outside of Henrik’s room all night and annoy him

JJ, signing: you don’t need to know how to play the flute to do that

Anti: you have opened my eyes


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Okay—so I Was Baking Using My Alexa, And This Happened. It Says On One Side To Use Baking Powder, And

Okay—so I was baking using my Alexa, and this happened. It says on one side to use baking powder, and on the other side it says use soda. I used soda, and they turned out like a normal chocolate chip cookie

Chase, sliding 10 dollars to Marvin: I’ll have the usual

Marvin: Sure thing

Marvin: *gives Chase a hug*

Schneep: did you have to stab him?

Anti: you weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.

Schneep: what did he say?

Anti: ‘what are you going to do, stab me?’

Jack: to be completely fair, I did deserve it.


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Anti: I invited you all here because I crave the deadliest game

Marvin, nodding: knife monopoly.

Anti: i was actually going to hunt you all for sport but I’m interested in whatever the hell knife monopoly is


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Anti: what’s that infestation of tiny creatures over there?

Chase: those are children. It’s called a school.


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Chase: we’re playing scrabble, it’s a nightmare

JJ, signing: what? Scrabble’s so much fun!

Chase: not when you’re playing with Henrik it’s not. He puts words like ‘iridiums’ while I put ‘pig’


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I think my eyes are pretty???

Also I don’t know how the tagging system works yet-

Alright.

Everyone,

And I mean EVERYONE

who sees this post has to reblog it with something they love about themselves and tag at least one other person. I’m tired of the self-negativity, myself included, so let’s try to spread some positivity, ok?

One thing I love about myself is my artistic abilities.

Tagging: @parade-of-the-defects @kerosene–angel @madhouse-at-midnight @feelin-peachy336 @phil-and-a-corgi @ashfire05 @emo-boi @emohyena @vyukami @gods-mistake-uwu @im-a-ban-im-a-bandito @fromthegallifrey @wherethewaterstarts-andyouend @hanna-does-stuff @anti-kalvin-club @frankielicious @iero @potdreadsfrank @essielf @frank-ierhoe @bitchyscemoenby @lil-mistake-boi @stressieboi @pureandbloodstained @gerardbutnotgerardway @spiderway95 @ghost-bonezz @tacozebra051 @tacobelltylerr @vesselsintrench @lu-hemmingss @luck-cat @vivalienne @trinazz @hpmerlinfan @illuminatilovesyou @save-yourself-stay-alive

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Sah dude, my name is Gurt. Im pan, and my pronouns are he/theyOh yeah btw almost everything I reblog is on a sideblog called ‘Gurt reblogs’ I’m a fan of Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, CrankGameplays, and some othersI’m a sucker for theories, send some in! I have other interests, but if I were to list them all I’d be writing for a very long time.

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