Chase, Sliding 10 Dollars To Marvin: I’ll Have The Usual

Hello bros :)

I’ve changed my blog name from “goodbyefren” to “Gurt’sjseincorrectquotes”

I figured I’d say so just so people didn’t get confused about what blog they were following.

Hope y’all have a good day!

Jameson: chase, there’s an online trend I have a few questions about.

Chase: sure, what is it?

Jameson: it’s about losing a ‘game’? What does it mean?

Chase: GOD DAMMIT, I JUST LOST THE GAME

*chorus of groans through the ego household*

Jackie: Why are you awake? It’s like… three am.

Marvin, drinking straight from the coffee pot: Time isn’t real, Jackie-boy. Get used to it

I couldn’t resist XD

They’re messaging Jackieboy, by the way

I love the idea of Unus Annus.

Like, good funny content once a day everyday for a year? That’s the good shit, man.

I also love love love the concept of them deleting it at the end of the year. It shows that most things in life are temporary, but that you should make the most of them while you still can. That, even if it’s all gonna be gone one day, it’s still here right now to cherish, to look at the clock and think: “oh, today’s Unus Annus vid comes out in a few minutes!”

Whoopdie do da its late at night why am I doing this with my life-

Merry chrisler

Merry crisis

Merry chrima

The egos: Jameson is too babey to swear

Jameson, in his room carving pumpkins: shit to do, fucks to give

Marvin: hey hey Schneep it’s pretty muggy outside, isn’t it?

Schneep: I swear if you put all of our mugs on the lawn I will not hesitate to kick you out of this house

Jameson: *sips coffee out of a bowl*

Henrik: you need a hobby

Chase: I have a hobby

Henrik: being sad is not a hobby

Henrik: the egos are competent!

Chase, running in: Henrik! I tried to make spaghetti in the coffee pot and now everything is broken!