Henrik: the egos are competent!
Chase, running in: Henrik! I tried to make spaghetti in the coffee pot and now everything is broken!
Anti: ILL SEE YOU IN HELL
Jackie, smacking him with a broom: TELL THEM WHO SENT YOU
Marvin: don’t worry, he won’t trace it back to us.
Jameson, signing: are you kidding? Henrik always traces stuff back to us. He traces things to us that we didn’t even do!
Marvin, holding a deck of cards: Hey guys, you want a tarot reading?
Chase: Those are Pokémon cards
Marvin, holding a card: You got a Bidoof, it means fuck you
I love my dog
She sleep
Jackie: you actually were telling the truth
Anti: I do that a lot yet people are always surprised
Anti, scurrying across the kitchen floor with his little raccoon hands at three am: WHERE is the appley juice
Marvin, fending him off with a flyswatter: JACKIE THE CREATURE IS BACK
Henrik, filling out a medical form: what’s your middle name?
Jackie, concussed: Danger
Henrik: is that blood?
Jackieboy-man: no?
Henrik, panicking: that’s not a question you’re supposed to answer with a question!
PUPPER
Anti: why do people assume the worst of me?
Jameson, signing: it saves time
Sah dude, my name is Gurt. Im pan, and my pronouns are he/theyOh yeah btw almost everything I reblog is on a sideblog called ‘Gurt reblogs’ I’m a fan of Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, CrankGameplays, and some othersI’m a sucker for theories, send some in! I have other interests, but if I were to list them all I’d be writing for a very long time.
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