Anti, Scurrying Across The Kitchen Floor With His Little Raccoon Hands At Three Am: WHERE Is The Appley

Chase: we’re playing scrabble, it’s a nightmare

JJ, signing: what? Scrabble’s so much fun!

Chase: not when you’re playing with Henrik it’s not. He puts words like ‘iridiums’ while I put ‘pig’

Merry chrisler

Merry crisis

Merry chrima

Chase, showering peacefully, humming billie eilish:

Anti, pushing the shower curtain away: hey man- no stop screaming, it’s just me. We’re out of Cheetos, can you get some later?

Jackie: I feel fine

Schneep: You were just stabbed!

Jackie: Don’t worry, I’ve been stabbed before

Schneep: YOU DON’T BUILD UP AN IMMUNITY TO BEING STABBED, JACKIE.

Jackieboy-man: if you kill a killer, the amount of murderers in the world stays the same.

Marvin, with his mouth full of Cheerios and his feet on the table: kill two

Anti: ILL SEE YOU IN HELL

Jackie, smacking him with a broom: TELL THEM WHO SENT YOU

Marvin, t-posing in the doorframe: good evening, parental figure

Chase, not looking up from his cereal: good morning, problem child.

My flight or flight mode hasn’t turned off since Jack’s video about Marvin, and then Mark and Ethan try to pull that shit??? Bro, my common sense is out the window, caveman brain has been turned on

Chase: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Jameson, signing: You and me!!!
Chase, tearing up: Okay.

Me: okay! I’ve finished my school work for the week! I’ve got a day off tomorrow! Nice!

*closes computer*

Me: ....I’d better check and see if I’ve got any more homework...