My flight or flight mode hasn’t turned off since Jack’s video about Marvin, and then Mark and Ethan try to pull that shit??? Bro, my common sense is out the window, caveman brain has been turned on
Chase: you have to learn to love yourself
Jameson, signing: but don’t you hate yourself?
Chase: yeah but this is about you
Chase: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Jameson, signing: You and me!!! Chase, tearing up: Okay.
Chase, poking Marvin while he’s sleeping: Marv get up
Marvin: no, I’m dead. Leave flowers and get out
Chase, sliding 10 dollars to Marvin: I’ll have the usual
Marvin: Sure thing
Marvin: *gives Chase a hug*
Hmm... I’d have to say mine are Marvin, Jackie, and Jameson
Henrik: hope you two have a good explanation for this.
Jackie: we have three
Marvin: pick your favorite!
PUPPER
Anyone: were you dropped on your head as a child?
Anti: bold of you to assume I was held
Henrik: that’s a horrible christmas present
Jackie: trust me, he’ll love it.
Later:
Jameson, trying to cuddle all fifteen roombas: THANK YOU I LOVE MY CHILDREN
Sah dude, my name is Gurt. Im pan, and my pronouns are he/theyOh yeah btw almost everything I reblog is on a sideblog called ‘Gurt reblogs’ I’m a fan of Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, CrankGameplays, and some othersI’m a sucker for theories, send some in! I have other interests, but if I were to list them all I’d be writing for a very long time.
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