Henrik: Hope You Two Have A Good Explanation For This.

Anti: What's the point of saying you're "dressed to kill" if you're not even going to wear ONE little dagger strapped to your thigh? Not even a single poison ring on your finger where the engagement ring given to you by your recently deceased husband used to sit? Not even a concealed blade in the heel of one of your boots? Commit or quit

Chase: Anti, get off the top of the fridge.

Anti, scoffing: ok, boomer

Chase: I have good news and bad news

Chase: which first?

Henrik: good news

Chase: I won’t do it again

Marvin: I need some help dealing with a… problem. Do you have any suggestions?

Anti: Knife.

Marvin: …do you have any other suggestions?

Anti: Bigger knife.

911: what’s your emergency?

Chase: a monster broke into my house, please help

Anti: Chase we’ve been living together for three years

Chase, screaming: IT FOUND ME

Jackieboy-man: if you kill a killer, the amount of murderers in the world stays the same.

Marvin, with his mouth full of Cheerios and his feet on the table: kill two

Me: okay! I’ve finished my school work for the week! I’ve got a day off tomorrow! Nice!

*closes computer*

Me: ....I’d better check and see if I’ve got any more homework...

Anti: If you had to choose between Chase and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Marvin: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Chase: Bro-

Anti: 63 cents.

Marvin: I'll take the money.

Chase: BRO-

Chase: we’re playing scrabble, it’s a nightmare

JJ, signing: what? Scrabble’s so much fun!

Chase: not when you’re playing with Henrik it’s not. He puts words like ‘iridiums’ while I put ‘pig’

Jackie: guys i impulsively bought a snake what should I name him?

Henrik: you did WHAT-

Anti: William Snakespere