Jackie: Guys I Impulsively Bought A Snake What Should I Name Him?

Henrik: that’s a horrible christmas present

Jackie: trust me, he’ll love it.

Later:

Jameson, trying to cuddle all fifteen roombas: THANK YOU I LOVE MY CHILDREN

Heya :)

I already haven’t been on tumblr for a day or so, but I’m logging off for a little while. I’m having a tough time mentally, and I need a break. I’ll be back, but it might be a few weeks. Who knows? We’ll see.

I hope anyone who reads this is doing okay, have a good day! <3

Jackie: would you rather fight a hundred kindergarteners-

Anti: I wanna fight kindergarteners!

Jackie: that’s not even the full-

Anti: those kids are gettin slapped!

HAPPY SAINT PATRICKS DAY BITCHES

🍀🍀🍀

Chase, sliding 10 dollars to Marvin: I’ll have the usual

Marvin: Sure thing

Marvin: *gives Chase a hug*

Marvin: hey hey Schneep it’s pretty muggy outside, isn’t it?

Schneep: I swear if you put all of our mugs on the lawn I will not hesitate to kick you out of this house

Jameson: *sips coffee out of a bowl*

Henrik: hope you two have a good explanation for this.

Jackie: we have three

Marvin: pick your favorite!

Marvin: i don’t sweat

Henrik: everyone sweats?

Jackie: not Marv. He never sweats

Henrik: what do you mean “he never sweats?”

Marvin: sweating is gross. So I don’t do it.

Gdbfn

I bet I could get the same thing if I slammed my head on the keyboard

(uwu a great find)

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….gl-n-h-hd.

thats literally it..

With today’s Unus Annus video about the casket, I’m almost 100% sure they’re going to bury the dummy they made