911: What’s Your Emergency?

Chase, hiding under his bed: ...

Anti, looking for him with his knife:...

Anti: like a good neighbor-

Chase: State Farm is there!- shit!

Anti: change is inedible

Henrik: don’t you mean inevitable?

Anti, spitting out coins: no

Henrik: is that blood?

Jackieboy-man: no?

Henrik, panicking: that’s not a question you’re supposed to answer with a question!

Anti: I may seem as an angry person on the outside but in the inside I’m actually angrier.

Anti: why do I have to be the evil one?

Marvin: I don’t know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our roles

What I like to think happened after the new Marvin video:

Marvin pulls his hand back from the orb with a gasp. He sits there for a moment, cradling his stung hand. What on earth had he just seen?

He jumps when the door opens, and light streams in. He hisses and brings an arm up to shield his eyes. Marvin hears someone, presumably one of his brothers, sigh.

“Marvin,” they say, and he realizes it’s Henrik. “Stop being edgy and turn on the light.”

Jackieboy-man: if you kill a killer, the amount of murderers in the world stays the same.

Marvin, with his mouth full of Cheerios and his feet on the table: kill two

Jackie: would you rather fight a hundred kindergarteners-

Anti: I wanna fight kindergarteners!

Jackie: that’s not even the full-

Anti: those kids are gettin slapped!

Henrik: what do we say when we get anxiety?

Chase: my anxiety is chronic but my ass is iconic

Henrik:...no

Henrik: we’ve got to find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?

Anti: probably chase