Henrik: What Do We Say When We Get Anxiety?

Anti: I hate you.

Jameson, signing: no you don’t

Anti, bitterly: no, I don’t.

Gdbfn

I bet I could get the same thing if I slammed my head on the keyboard

(uwu a great find)

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….gl-n-h-hd.

thats literally it..

Jackie: did you just refer to a knife as a people opener?

Anti: should I not have?

Chase: why did the chicken cross the road?

Anti: ...why?

Chase: to get to the idiot’s house

Chase: knock knock

Anti: who’s there?

Chase: the chicken

Anti:

Chase:

Anti: I won’t stab you on one condition.

Chase: what?

Anti: go tell this joke to Jackie

Henrik, filling out a medical form: what’s your middle name?

Jackie, concussed: Danger

Jackie: would you rather fight a hundred kindergarteners-

Anti: I wanna fight kindergarteners!

Jackie: that’s not even the full-

Anti: those kids are gettin slapped!

Anti: what’s that infestation of tiny creatures over there?

Chase: those are children. It’s called a school.

Marvin: what is toothpaste, if not bone soap?

Jackie: existence is a prison and being your friend is maximum security.

Chase: love is cheap.... but this booze is cheaper

Marvin, concerned and looking into Chase’s bottle: this is just vinegar

Jackieboy-man: I’m stupid, he’s stupid, we’re all founders of club stupid.