Anti: I Hate You.

Jackie: Why are you awake? It’s like… three am.

Marvin, drinking straight from the coffee pot: Time isn’t real, Jackie-boy. Get used to it

With today’s Unus Annus video about the casket, I’m almost 100% sure they’re going to bury the dummy they made

Chase: love is cheap.... but this booze is cheaper

Marvin, concerned and looking into Chase’s bottle: this is just vinegar

Henrik, frantically looking through a first-aid kit: why did you fill it with Cheetos?!

Chase, bleeding out: I dunno, I thought it was funny at the time

Anti: ILL SEE YOU IN HELL

Jackie, smacking him with a broom: TELL THEM WHO SENT YOU

My flight or flight mode hasn’t turned off since Jack’s video about Marvin, and then Mark and Ethan try to pull that shit??? Bro, my common sense is out the window, caveman brain has been turned on

Chase: when I get murdered, can you make sure it’s an unsolved case?

Henrik: what

Chase: I wanna be on buzzfeed unsolved

Jackie: can we go back to the part where you said ‘when’ you get murdered?

Heya folks, PLEASE go check out @corruptpixel ‘s blog, they’re SO good at drawing, and just posted a new animation loop. Rat is my good friend, and when they showed it to me I couldn’t help but brag about them

:))) please go look :)))

Edit: they also have other really cool art things on there, check those out too!!

Marvin, holding a deck of cards: Hey guys, you want a tarot reading?

Chase: Those are Pokémon cards

Marvin, holding a card: You got a Bidoof, it means fuck you

Anti: What's the point of saying you're "dressed to kill" if you're not even going to wear ONE little dagger strapped to your thigh? Not even a single poison ring on your finger where the engagement ring given to you by your recently deceased husband used to sit? Not even a concealed blade in the heel of one of your boots? Commit or quit