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Happy holidays to everyone who follows me, I hope everyone has a fantastic day.

-Gurt

Jameson: uh oh! Someone’s under the mistletoe!

Anti, cornered in the garage: *hisses*

Marvin: what is toothpaste, if not bone soap?

Jackie: existence is a prison and being your friend is maximum security.

Jackie: anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!

Anti:

Anti: Jackie

Hello bros :)

I’ve changed my blog name from “goodbyefren” to “Gurt’sjseincorrectquotes”

I figured I’d say so just so people didn’t get confused about what blog they were following.

Hope y’all have a good day!

Anti: ILL SEE YOU IN HELL

Jackie, smacking him with a broom: TELL THEM WHO SENT YOU

Henrik: when I first met you, I did not like you.

Anti: I know

Henrik: but then you moved in and we hung out for a bit

Anti: uh-huh..?

Henrik: it did not get better

Marvin: don’t worry, he won’t trace it back to us.

Jameson, signing: are you kidding? Henrik always traces stuff back to us. He traces things to us that we didn’t even do!

Heya folks, PLEASE go check out @corruptpixel ‘s blog, they’re SO good at drawing, and just posted a new animation loop. Rat is my good friend, and when they showed it to me I couldn’t help but brag about them

:))) please go look :)))

Edit: they also have other really cool art things on there, check those out too!!

Anti: why do people assume the worst of me?

Jameson, signing: it saves time

Henrik: the egos are competent!

Chase, running in: Henrik! I tried to make spaghetti in the coffee pot and now everything is broken!

Unus Annus ends in about 9 hours. Even without year has been one of the strangest of my life, but I’m so glad that this is the year it happened. It’s what we needed, I think. I’ve really only made a few unus annus posts, as I’m mainly a JSE ego blog, but I’ve been following them since day one.

So thank you, @crankgameplays and @markiplier . Everyone’s been saying it, and I mean it just as much as all of them.

And thanks to the community, for all of the memes. Mark and Eef gave you the content, and you took it to the moon.

This year has been amazing, and even with all of the downs, I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

:)

Henrik: you need to eat healthy.

Marvin: no

Henrik: the last patient who didn’t change their diet after I suggested it died.

Marvin: oh my goodness

Henrik: in a plane crash

Marvin: that sounds unrelated

Henrik: I’m the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me

I walk past the sliding glass door to get to my living room, and you know what I see?

Banana on a mug

What I like to think happened after the new Marvin video:

Marvin pulls his hand back from the orb with a gasp. He sits there for a moment, cradling his stung hand. What on earth had he just seen?

He jumps when the door opens, and light streams in. He hisses and brings an arm up to shield his eyes. Marvin hears someone, presumably one of his brothers, sigh.

“Marvin,” they say, and he realizes it’s Henrik. “Stop being edgy and turn on the light.”

My flight or flight mode hasn’t turned off since Jack’s video about Marvin, and then Mark and Ethan try to pull that shit??? Bro, my common sense is out the window, caveman brain has been turned on

Chase: why do you always wear so much black? Are you going to a funeral?

Anti: yes

Anti: yours

Anti: I hate you.

Jameson, signing: no you don’t

Anti, bitterly: no, I don’t.

Marvin: I wanna kick the ratatouille rat

Chase: what?

Marvin, quietly: I’ll drop kick the shit out of him

Anti: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before, are there rules?

Chase: what?

Anti: is there a point system, or is it to the death?

Marvin: i don’t sweat

Henrik: everyone sweats?

Jackie: not Marv. He never sweats

Henrik: what do you mean “he never sweats?”

Marvin: sweating is gross. So I don’t do it.

The egos: Jameson is too babey to swear

Jameson, in his room carving pumpkins: shit to do, fucks to give

Jackie: you know that feeling you get to hit your siblings when they enter the room?

Anti, smacking Chase: Cain instinct

Anti, scurrying across the kitchen floor with his little raccoon hands at three am: WHERE is the appley juice

Marvin, fending him off with a flyswatter: JACKIE THE CREATURE IS BACK

Chase: love is cheap.... but this booze is cheaper

Marvin, concerned and looking into Chase’s bottle: this is just vinegar

I think my eyes are pretty???

Also I don’t know how the tagging system works yet-

Alright.

Everyone,

And I mean EVERYONE

who sees this post has to reblog it with something they love about themselves and tag at least one other person. I’m tired of the self-negativity, myself included, so let’s try to spread some positivity, ok?

One thing I love about myself is my artistic abilities.

Tagging: @parade-of-the-defects @kerosene–angel @madhouse-at-midnight @feelin-peachy336 @phil-and-a-corgi @ashfire05 @emo-boi @emohyena @vyukami @gods-mistake-uwu @im-a-ban-im-a-bandito @fromthegallifrey @wherethewaterstarts-andyouend @hanna-does-stuff @anti-kalvin-club @frankielicious @iero @potdreadsfrank @essielf @frank-ierhoe @bitchyscemoenby @lil-mistake-boi @stressieboi @pureandbloodstained @gerardbutnotgerardway @spiderway95 @ghost-bonezz @tacozebra051 @tacobelltylerr @vesselsintrench @lu-hemmingss @luck-cat @vivalienne @trinazz @hpmerlinfan @illuminatilovesyou @save-yourself-stay-alive

Henrik: you just killed five people! What do you have to say for yourself?

Anti: oops?

Henrik: there’s no such thing as a stupid question.

Jackie: what’s in mango salsa?

Henrik: I stand corrected

Jameson, signing: why are you on the floor?

Chase: I’m depressed

Chase: also Anti stabbed me can you get Henrik?

Anti: I invited you all here because I crave the deadliest game

Marvin, nodding: knife monopoly.

Anti: i was actually going to hunt you all for sport but I’m interested in whatever the hell knife monopoly is