Pfft. She Would Absolutely Say This...

UGHHHHHH issogood!!

Big. Beautiful.

Sweet jayzus my sides hurt from laughing

Starscream redemtion arc but instead of handcuffs, he has to wear pool noodles over his claws during his first days with the Autobots.

i got this idea when i saw pictures of naughty goats wearing pool noodles over their horns…

I like to think that Shockwave can still move his body when his head is detached 😌 meaning Soundwave Can have a cuddle buddy when he (finally) recharges so I think it’s a win-win situation. Or a wave-wave one. Whichever you prefer. It’s half out of natural bat instincts to hold things for warmth, so I’ve heard…

I like to imagine he can hover around anti gravity style (or maybe also some acoustic levitation) tho I know it’s his back thrusters on his design, I also made him and Shockwave more colorful cuz it’s more recognizable to me that way 😌 Turns out Soundwave’s satellite design is somehow easier to draw than his DOTM for me, but Yknow I’m not complaining cuz I like the idea of a satellite him 😌 his robot mode is neat but only shown in like. A game, a comic, and in toys.

Never let your small communications officer attempt to carry a Very Much Taller mech, turns out that kinda stuff doesn’t work out well. Who woulda known

Bonus DOTM Soundwave sketches cuz . I was attempting to get used to his look

If Alpha Trion can be a fucking Unicorn Rhino, then Solus can be an idfk-how-many-tailed-fox-like-thingy.

We love our buggy boys

After enough consideration of my own I have concluded the reason these two are the odd ones out because they are actually bugs that think in very different ways than everyone else 😌 it’s a sound assessment… must be why they just stare at things happening like you just lifted up a rock they, the insects, were under

The idea of any number of Decepticons with a service human is delightful and I would like to see this please and thank you.

Humans acting like service animals

I have a stupide idea that the human can act like service animals for all the big bots, helping them through PTSD or other mental issues. or just being there for them as a mental support.

Like big bot is forced/ goes on his own accord to go to "shrink", get evaluated and the next day BOOM he has a small human by his side, in reflective vest saying something alone like Mental Health Aid and follow the big bot around, helping them in situations like when ever they feel to angry and ready to burst, the human would tap them and try to get their attention, quickly diverting it towards them and big bot would completely forget every thing about anger, to focused on petting the little human.

Even funnier will be that humans will have to go classes to learn how to act around big alien bots to help them to get to better state of mental health. and they will proudly display their diploma saying like "look, I am certified Therapist for Big robot and I am proud of it. My patient is getting better and better with every day!"

and then there is a "patient" saying "My little human such a Prime send, I have no idea what would I do without them. They are so cute and adorable, I love them so much. Look at this cute little trick they know and all this cute outfits I got them. But do not pet them, they are working right now"

Dayum

Decepticon recruitment poster The success rate was very high

Please... why didn't this happen?

Wheeljack: *walks in* Sorry I’m late. I was…doing things.

*distant stomping*

Ultra Magnus: *throws open the door* He pushed me down the fragging stairs!

Wheeljack: Push is such a strong word. I prefer to call it…"giving a little nudge."

Ultra Magnus: Oh I’ll give YOU a little nudge when I shove my foot up your aft!

Wheeljack: Hey! Watch your fragging language in front of the Prime!

Optimus Prime: *double facepalm*