Mermay Day 3: Nishikigoi (koi)

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

A good thread on whether “queer” is a slur and if it should be used or not.

oh yeah have i ever told yall of the academic war i have been an unwilling soilder in for the past two years

You run a Bakery, just a normal bakery, the only problem is that your customers at midnight to 6AM are mythical creatures who pay with gemstones and ancient gold and silver coins

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

A website for thirst traps, but it's just ways of tricking your neurodivergent partner into drinking more water.

The perfect trans response to those kind of people.

Happy May 13th to gays eating garlic bread in the park