When Everything Is Going Fine On The Fanfic But There Are 30 More Chapters

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Raise your hand if you felt a part of your soul die when five said “[what Klaus said] doesn’t matter, it’s Klaus” and then Klaus looked like a puppy dog who just got left on the side of the road.

Friend: You’re not gonna be one of those authors that torture their characters are you?

Me:

I HAVE A LIVE PERFORMANCE IN A COUPLE HOURS AND IM FREAKING THE FLIPPITY FUCK OUT I ALSO HAVE TO FINISH MY SIGN WHICH I HAVENT WORKED ON YET

Person A: Haha, you’re short.

Person B: I will saw off your limbs while you sleep you coward.

// in pe //

tyler: *running faster than everyone else*

girls: he’s so fast omg i bet he trains a lot and is ripped ugh

tyler, internally: keep running before josh so you can’t look at his back and his broad shoulders keep running keep running faster idiot he’s gaining on yOU RUN FAS

It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.

Nobody:

Luther:

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere