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SPOILERS FOR ENDGAME

Karen took the fucking kids. Listen Karen, they are my children too. Please let me see them.

why does ezra miller look like a member of my chemical romance?

Ryan: Synonyms are weird because if you invited someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.

Dallon: my favourite is “butt dial“ vs "booty call“

Ryan: It‘s called connotation

Brendon: Also "Forgive me father for i have sinned“

Brendon, winking at Ryan and Dallon: vs. "sorry Daddy, i have been naughty“

Patrick: Great news! Language is now canceled!

Ben: [dabs]

Klaus: Haha, Ben what are you doing?

Everyone at Ben’s funeral:

Marks and Rec: Misc #1637

(They fell right into his trap.) (Dialogue from this post?)

Friend: You’re not gonna be one of those authors that torture their characters are you?

Me:

Sanders Sides + Onion Headlines: Courtroom Edition

I enjoyed this video so much that I decided to ruin it by making this

“I don’t take me seriously. If we get some giggles, I don’t mind.” – Paul McCartney

i love myself sm *sarcasm increases*

"Sup fucker" "Go suck a dick and enjoy it"

I’m right and I should say it