OHMYFUCK DUDFTG I SCREAMED

This is great

There seems to be some confusion surrounding the universe sanders sides takes place in. So I would like to suggest some theories:

The sides are completely imaginary. Thomas just passes out on his couch and vividly daydreams for anywhere between 8-40 minutes.

The sides are imaginary but Thomas only passes out on his couch when they go somewhere, and spends most of his time talking to an empty living room.

The sides are so imaginary that Thomas doesn’t just pretend to talk to them, he just hops around from spot to spot impersonating them. Like filming sanders sides but much more tedious.

The sides are real, can be seen by others, and can interact with the world around them. This can be great, cuz thomas has like 5x the amount of people to help out with chores, but can also be terrible because oh god oh no Patton’s gotten into the kitchen again and he’s already used all the flour to make cookies

The sides are real but they can’t interact with anything. This is probably for the best.

The sides are real but can’t be seen by anyone other than Thomas for some strange reason. They can still interact with objects and Joan is convinced Thomas’ house is haunted

The sides are imaginary, except on the full moon when Thomas’ curse is at its most powerful. This is why Logan has the full moon circled in his calendar

The sides are real and have all the powers of an imaginary being, including summoning objects. Thomas is op. Please nerf.

The sides are real because Thomas is a god of mischief and can do what he wants, and what he wants is to summon the aspects of his personality and occasionally, his aunt patty

The sides are only real enough to steal pizza from Thomas’ fridge. Where the food goes we will never know

The sides are real. Thomas is the imaginary one

Homer sexuals have really ruined my experience at this Walmart

Oh my god. “New music soon.” Gerard FUCKING Way is back.

Ship dynamics that makes my heart go doki!

// in pe //

tyler: *running faster than everyone else*

girls: he’s so fast omg i bet he trains a lot and is ripped ugh

tyler, internally: keep running before josh so you can’t look at his back and his broad shoulders keep running keep running faster idiot he’s gaining on yOU RUN FAS

God, if only my mom took this advice 😔😔

Parents should not be reading your journals

Parents should not be searching through your trash 

Parents should not be snooping on your private social media messages 

Parents should not be taking your bedroom door off 

Parents should not be invading your privacy 

honestly me too

I’m going back and forward on coming out to my brother on discord

Pros

My parents won’t hear it

I can talk to one person in my family about it

Cons

Scary

i sHOULDNT BE LAUGHING AS HARD AS I AM

Gerard, shouting: WELL ARE YOU READY RAY

Ray, far away: yEEah

Gerard: How ‘bout you, Mikey?

Mikey, closer: Fuckin’ ready

Gerard: How 'bout you, Frank?

Frank, breathing into Gerard’s ear from the back: oh i’m there baby

Gerard: WhAt thE fUck-