God, If Only My Mom Took This Advice 😔😔

i sHOULDNT BE LAUGHING AS HARD AS I AM

Gerard, shouting: WELL ARE YOU READY RAY

Ray, far away: yEEah

Gerard: How ‘bout you, Mikey?

Mikey, closer: Fuckin’ ready

Gerard: How 'bout you, Frank?

Frank, breathing into Gerard’s ear from the back: oh i’m there baby

Gerard: WhAt thE fUck-

The one directly under her is like “she made me first”

Blink twice if you're being held hostage

Eating fruit is okay

source?

Klaus : If I run and jump at Diego, he’ll most certainly catch me in his arms.

Klaus running towards him : COMING IN !!!

Diego : NO! IM HOLDING HOT COFFEE-

Diego : *drops coffee to catch him* fuck you, klaus.

It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s my ever present dark cloud of despair and general anger.

Brian…

Long-haired guitarists are the reason I sleep at night.

why does sonic have hUMAN TEETH

me ??? um