Brian…

Hargreeves Fun Time

Five: *grabs the ouija board*

Allison: no no no that’s a bad idea

Luther: yeah no thx

Diego: do u really wanna summon demons dumbass ?

Ben: m o m im afraid

Vanya: maybe i wanna be excluded for once

Klaus, walking over: sup fuckers

All of them:

Klaus: y’all are really afraid of a goddamn ouija board? bitch my whole life is a ouija board who’s going first

me: I’m sorry. This just isn’t going to work out. I noticed when you were twirling your pasta on your fork that you were spinning the fork counterclockwise and that… just shook me to my core

Just heard a customer two aisles over go “Hey, I think this is that special glass that doesn’t shatter when you drop it” followed by the sound of shattering glass. I hate retail.

😪😪😔 *softly* yee yee...

cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset

Does TUA have like a big gift exchange thing if they all have the same birthday

And if they did what kind of gifts would they receive-

Luther:

Diego:

Allison:

Klaus:

Five:

Ben:

Vanya:

THIS IS TOO ACCURATE

the “can i copy your homework?” meme ft. the emo quartet (+ idkhbtfm)

God, if only my mom took this advice 😔😔

Parents should not be reading your journals

Parents should not be searching through your trash 

Parents should not be snooping on your private social media messages 

Parents should not be taking your bedroom door off 

Parents should not be invading your privacy 

pLEASE GOD IM GOING TO SEE THIS IN A COUPLE HOURS ILL KILL A BITCH IF SOMEONE SPOILS IT FOR ME

Feel like this is relevant rn