Like/reblog If You Played “The Cave” I Love It And Want To Talk About It.

I usually have horrendous social anxiety bc autism but tumblr has such vibes, I feel like I’ve joined a hive mind but in a good way. I would trust you all with my life and it’s only been a few months

GIRL you are KILLING IT! GIRL i don’t think it’s MOVING ANYMORE. GIRL you can STOP BITING

do you think in the evil ford au they drunkenly made out once and just either chose to never bring it up again or forgot about it - journal-3

"once"? "drunkenly"?

My general "yeah y'all can play with this if you want" version of the Evil Ford AU, I've kept open-ended & ambiguous so folks can put whatever they want into it. What's official is "Ford has made the terrible decision of calling Bill his boss & bestie and so far he's been given no reason to regret it" and anything beyond that is whatever anyone wants it to be.

But the version that lives in my head is gay as all get-out.

So it definitely isn't just once; and yeah sometimes it's drunkenly, but it doesn't need to be. (First couple times probably were though. Not like they talked things out.)

By the end of the portal era they're having conversations like,

"What are they talking about?" Oh you know, normal overlord-henchman stuff. If Bill's gonna be god/owner/party host of the universe and Ford's gonna do all the boring work of ruling, then OBVIOUSLY they need to indicate to the broader multiverse that if you try to harm Ford you'll invoke the wrath of Bill Cipher.

So once Weirdmageddon overtakes the first galaxy, they're gonna... you know, do a little ceremony thing... for political purposes... Bill thinks sticking his name in Ford's name would help make it clearer that this one's under his protection...

But it's not a big deal, don't make a big deal out of it, they're being sooo chill about it. It's not even legally binding, there's not a jurisdiction in existence that would acknowledge a marriage between Bill Cipher and some random alien from a dimension with no diplomatic ties to the broader multiverse.

For the honeymoon they're throwing their enemies in a supermassive black hole. They're starting with Time Baby and the West Coast Tech admissions department.

(After Bill's death Ford unofficially changes his middle name to "Cipher" anyway.)

“Can’t it be both 🍎??”

Here’s my neopronoun hoard:

Meow/meows/meowself

Pog/poggers/pogself

[REDACTED]/[REDACTED]/[REDACTED]

Kit/kittens/kittenself

Rock/rocks/rockself

Geo/geode/geodeself

Liz/lizard/lizardself

Stim/stims/stimself

Silly/sillies/sillyself

Drum/drums/drumself

Drum/drummer/drummerself

Neb/nebulas/nebulaself

Nyoom/vrooms/zoomself

Rat/rats/ratself

🥁/🥁s/🥁self

🌸/🌸s/🌸self

🐈/🐈s/🐈self

🦎/🦎s/🦎self

🪨/🪨s/🪨self

♾️/♾️s/♾️self

🐺/🐺s/🐺self

🪶/🪶s/🪶self

🐁/🐁s/🐁self

🍄/🍄s/🍄self

🌌/🌌s/🌌self

🔮/🔮s/🔮self

🌀/🌀s/🌀self

WHERE IS THE SQUIDWARD X PLANKTON CONTENT?!?!

There should totally be a movement called “Sleep in Public” where people defend their right to sleep on public property. Sleep in your cars. Sleep on benches. Sleep at the park. Just make it a mundane and regular part of life to see someone napping in the library. It would make it much harder to single out the homeless for harassment if everyone else is doing the same thing and much harder to argue that it’s a “threat to public safety” when it’s so clearly harmless.

*In a surprisingly accurate Toad voice* "HOLY DIVER-"

*both die laughing*

*In therapist voice* "Go on."

Hi guys I have a request and I'm fucking desperate here. Ever since the book of Bill has been announced my gravity falls phase has returned along with billford brainrot. Last night I watched some of my favorite billford animatics and one in particular that I've been obsessed with since 2019 is gone. It's been DELETED. And I'm pretty sure that happened recently, just before I got back in the fandom. I don't know who's the creator but I do know that the music used in that video is by Muse - I belong to you. PLEASE if you have it archived somewhere or saved I REALLY want to watch it again. Because there's no way that such a good billford animatic hasn't been preserved by at least one billford fan. It's really disappointing that it's been deleted. I tried everything in my power to find it but I just couldn't.

So please dm if you know something about it.