Marlene: You Know, I'm Starting To Regret Showing You How That Blender Works.

Iris: Welcome to the another episode of How to Ruin Iris' Life. We are back with more depressing moments and heart wrenching betrayals.

Ronan:

Ronan: I just asked how were you doing.

Summary: Just when she thought fate would be kind to her for once, her mentor forced Iris to spend the time with her new Victor-sister. Iris wishes she had refused but everyone deserves a first chance, right?

Devon: So...I'm in love.

Devon: With Misha.

Devon: I'm with love with Misha.

Brutus:

Brutus: Our Misha?

Devon: Yes? Thoughts?

Brutus: And prayers.

Petra: *pats his shoulder* Good luck. I'll make sure you'd have a funeral at least.

Devon: C'mon, she isn't that bad...

Misha: *punching a vending machine that didn't give her snack*

Devon: ...she's perfect.

Callista

Nero: Are you okay?

Adessa: Yes, I am; I just have a headache that comes at times.

Nero: Oh.

Odin: *walks by*

Adessa: Ah, here it is again.

Claudius: Would you stab your best friend for ten million dollars?

Brutus: Stab me in the leg. And when I heal, we can buy a big-ass house!

Lyme: You can stab me too. Then we will have twenty million dollars!

Brutus: Great idea.

Nero, negotiating with Hera: We have your Victor, give us ten thousand dollars and she will be left unharmed.

Callista: Whoa, wait! You think I worth ten thousand dollars!?

Nero:

Callista: MAKE IT ONE MILLION-

Nero: CALLISTA STOP

Summary: Mentoring can be hard folks- most of the time it is.

(Writing this with only one hour of sleep so sorry in advance if some stuff doesn't makes sense.)

So, Faded Rainbow is where I wrote about Iris' childhood and her recovery with Ronan. (As well as Caius.)

There is Everything is (Not) Fine, which is basically Iris and Luna interacting. Their relationship to me is kind of a parallel to Lyme & Enobaria--they interact only because of their mentors and would probably kill each other if given chance.

I have not-so many headcanons about all of them but who knows, I might pop another fic about them out of nowhere.

Will we ever hear more about Caius and Luna? I imagine Ronan's first Victors have got a lot to go along with them, being led by the first Career. I know there's a couple others we know very little about such as Callista's mentor Hera as well as Adessa's mentor Iris

Yeah I'm sure I will at some point! It's all about when I'll get an idea, really? It's like, I wrote Claudius' story when I got a lightning-bolt of "Arena full of 12-year-olds" and everything flowed from there, so at some point I'll get some bit of key info about one of them that I'll write the rest of their story around. For now they just hang out

Bunch of incorrect quotes because it's friday and I'm currently releasing an incredible amount of serotonin.

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Brutus: You killed him.

Petra: *shrugs* He died of natural causes.

Emory: *looks at the corpse* Knife to the neck.

Brutus: I thought you said he died of natural causes.

Petra: There's nothing more natural than dying from a knife to the neck.

Devon: *nods* Yeah, what would be unnatural is if he survived.

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Callista: Never forget; being 'overdressed' is a concept made up by the people who don't want you to look better than them.

Nero: You're literally wearing an expensive wedding gown covered with blood right now.

Nero: Calli, we are at Lina's funeral.

Callista: And??? It's great metaphor.

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Lyme: What's that?

Claudius: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's privte information through a letter.

Lyme, looking over Claudius' shoulder" This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

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Adessa, at 3 am, in the village group chat: Apparently a blue whale's anus can stretch to approximately three and a half feet, making it the second largest asshole on the planet--just behind the Victors who stepped on my rose bushes yet again.

Iris:

Odin:

Hera:

Brutus:

Misha: Morning to you too :)

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Lyme: Excuse you, I'm an excellent driver.

Nero: You almost ran over Enobaria by accident.

Lyme: Oh.

Lyme: I didn't get her? Damn it!

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*at a zoo*

Misha: What are they in for?

Emory: This isn't a prison.

Misha: So they can leave whenever they want to.

Emory: Well no, but-

Devon, pointing at a meerkt: I bet that one killed half a dozen.

Misha, trying to jump the fence: I'M JUST LIKE YOU LITTLE GUY!!! I'LL SET YOU FREE.

*people staring*

Emory: ...and this is why we can't have nice Victor-outings.

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Nero: Is that my sweater?

Enobaria: It used to be.

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Hera, looking at a broken window: I hope you have an explation for this.

Callista: I have three.

Callista: Pick your favourite.

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Lyme: *choking*

Claudius: Help! I need to call 911 but the 9 button is not working.

Misha: Just turn it upside down and use the 6!

Claudius: Genius!

Lyme, stops choking momentarily: wHAT THE HELL!?

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Ronan: I thought of you today.

Snow: How very nice of you.

Ronan: It reminded me to throw out the garbage.

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And now my old time favourites...

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Callista: I'm tired.

Nero: Well, you can do the S-word.

Callista: *gasps* You're a genius.

Nero: *realizes his mistake* Calli, no-

Nero: The S-word is sleep.

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Luna: What's that?

Odin: Adessa just gave me a get well soon card.

Luna: Ah, that's sweet of her.

Odin: I'm not sick, she just thinks I can do better when it comes to politics.

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Misha: On halloween we dress up as our skeletons, but every other day of the year, out skeletons dresses up like us.

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Misha: Why do people who use baby changing stations always come back with the same baby?

Emory: Remind me to never let you babysit for anyone ever.

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Callista: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?

Callista: I want to make him an outlier tribute. Once he is free of his fluffy, innocent and ignorant flesh, he may be long time lovers with insanity. He won't dare to leave me like others did.

Hera: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

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