MINOR FLASH WARNING!!

Some idiot: "Why are you reading your own fic, that's shallow and stupid"

All fanfic writers and writers everywhere: "Who the fuck do you think I wrote it for?!"

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

Starprincechaser except it's James and Sirius competing for Severus and Severus could not care less.

Sirius is constantly walking him to class, giving unsolicited answers to tests and such (that are also probably wrong), handing him a jacket whenever it's cold out, etc.

James glares at Sirius while this happens, doing the same the next day (probably different favors), and every day, they meet up with each other and are both like, "hah! I'm his favorite now!"

Meanwhile Severus is so confused, probably staring at a wall, questioning all of his life choices.

Idk what happened, but now my cat pets me.

Snape literally sexually assaulted him, and it even classified as sexual torture, look up the definition for that one. Bullied him, and literally for no reason, which is stated.

He even basically tried to murder him, he could've easily killed him with the prank.

But sure, James is no abuser at ALL! He's the most innocent guy out there, perfect.

Every time someone calls james Potter an 'abuser' to Snape I lose more faith in humanity

Peter Parker totally has hyper mobility after the spider bite since spiders don't really have like, bones? So he'll just randomly fall to the floor.

Peter: *faceplants* I'm okay!

Tony: TF was that??

Peter: Slippery bones, help me up.

god this scene i haven’t written would be so emotional if it came with 50k words of context i also haven’t written