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day 19(?): boredom got way worse, trying to make myself a victorian friend

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um i have two favorite colors so i would be both neutral good and evil and a popular bard 

WHAT IS YOUR FANTASY CHARACTER?

(I should be sleeping, but… I made this instead.) I’m a lvl 9 chaotic evil sassy paladin. Accurate.

you are stuck here when you enter it is like a rabbit hole never ending 

HELP I GOT OBSESSED WITH MIRACULOUS LADYBUG H-

“How could you, Marinette?!” Rose snapped at Marinette. Tears ran from her eyes as Juleka tried her best to comfort her, but it was no use. “I thought you were better than that!”

“I thought you understood our struggles.” Grumbled Alix not even able to look at her.

“What did I do?” Pleaded Marinette for any answer. Lila’s smirk told her all she needed to. She hadn’t done anything, Lila had been up to the old mischievous imaginative retellings of the truth.

Alya shook her head throwing Marinette’s design book at her. “No pockets? Really Marinette, you’re going to be one of those designers?! And the one you do have is just fake. I have never been so disappointed in you.” 

if you read in a frog paper “specimen was released in the field immediately after capture” chances are very good that what it actually means is

“i dropped the damn frog and despite the fact that we fell all over each other no one could recapture it”

Ok but aliens reacting to Human Reflexes:

I don’t know if I’m late to this trend or anything but if Earth is indeed a death-world, let’s just say for this instance it is, Humans have developed reflexes because of the constant danger living on Earth imposed. Our world is wonky and dangerous, so we adapted. So imagine aliens surprise when we show up one day on a ship as a new recruit for the team, (Not really a specific job or anything the new Human is around for various reasons. No one knows them all because the keep changing and making more), and all is going as normally as it usually goes with the Humans, and one team got a human that is not easily startled, so the crew makes a game out of who can scare the human. (Everyone is terrified of the human, and are really glad that they are allied every time someone tries to do it) and one of the aliens actually manages to startle the human and they are shocked by how the human reflexes are. Since most of the advanced sentient life forms are probably prey species, [since creatures who have a lot of meant in their diet would probably not get along very well] so, this alien successes in triggering the human reflexes, and this is how it goes down: Alien: *does what their species does to scare off predators to startle the serious human* Human: *Immediately launches a counter attack and almost injurs the alien* “HOLY SHIT ZEKRATEL, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU FUCKING DO THAT?!?! I COULD’VE HURT YOU. Your really freaking fucking lucky that I managed to stop the reflexes in time.” Zekratel: *their species version of crying & cowering in fear while human is getting of them from holding a knife to their throat.* “W-w-wha-t w-was-s t-tha-at…… Henry…” A different alien named Alezeb: *is helping Zekratel up and recover* What is a ‘reflex’, Henry??? Henry: *standing up* A reflex is a built in thing for humans. It’s our bodies reaction to what it perceives as dangerous, or a threat. That’s what happens when your species evolved on a death world. We don’t control it, but luckily I was able to catch it in time to not hurt Zekratel.” k. CNN. The entire fucking crew (minus the other human) that saw it: “What the fu-?”

PT 1: Since it’s officially Nonbinary Awareness Week, I decided to make some nice userboxes to celebrate some different nonbinary identities! And if you don’t see a userbox for your gender on any of my posts, please don’t hesitate to ask me to make a one for you! 😊

♡♡♡♡ Happy Nonbinary Awareness Week, everyone!!!! ♡♡♡♡

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