Adam And Eve Were The First To Not Read Apple’s Terms And Conditions.

If you’re having a bad day, watch this

When ur a cat and you don’t get where the goombas are going

i am the kind of person who says hi to dogs

The reason for “the good guys always win” trope is because throughout history the victors write the textbooks, and they always think they’re the good guys.

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

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will get “doot doot” in their ask box

99% of history must be basically total BS if you can’t even get current news without bias.

Shut up, Carl

“What is this and why do I enjoy it”