If You Stab Someone With A Bone/tooth Sword, Is That Just Biting By Proxy With An Accessory?

I wanna see a future Gohan fan manga where he takes up the role of kami

After the tragic death of Batman, the league(who have no clue who Bruce Wayne is) are shocked when Batman shows up to their meeting the next week. Only... He's different. The mannerisms are different, the voice is doing the same things but is also different, he might be shorter, he smiled maybe,ect

Of course they start theories to explain the bat doppelganger, ranging from clones, multiversal variants, And reformed supervillains. But what they also notice is that Robin stopped showing up as often, and when he does, he treats batman differently than before. So they try to nonchalantly ask Robin(Damian Wayne) who gives the answer of "Bat puberty"(it was Dick's idea)

When the titans ask what's up with batman after their latest team up, Tim says something that strongly implied he was gay or bi(I dunno what though, I don't know any phrases that could be used for coming out or just normal descriptions)

When commissioner Gordon asks Batgirl off duty if she knew why batman was different now, she (while still pissed off over Jim misgendering her roommate (it was a genuine accident, and the roommate in question forgave him)) says that "maybe he's on his period". Jim takes this completely at face value and accepts that batman is trans.

Red hood doesn't get asked this often due to his terse relationship with Bruce, but when a goon FINALLY decided to ask what changed between him and batman, he is thrilled to explain that "now they have shared experiences "and ever since his death his personality went a complete 180" "I havent seen any previous lives of his, but I like this one" he doesn't clarify further. The goons are now convinced he is a time lord of some form. This theory spreads faster than any other.

Eventually everyone has their own theory, with answers ranging from his unstable nature as a clone, to time travel, to I don't wanna talk about him after hearing of his modeling career, and being the literal antichrist(this one is perpetuated by Constantine In exchange for a favor from him), to a really intense method actor in cosplay.

So now batman is trans, gay, immortal, biblical, clone,ect

And dick has a little book dedicated to keeping track of these theories.

And people assume that he is just trying to either figure out this Batman deal, or is trying to get to know Batman better after the reincarnation.

It never crosses anyone's mind that maybe it's because he needs to keep his lies straight.

Because he's Batman (to noones surprise except for those in the same universe)

Big Richard energy

trans fem dick grayson save me. save me trans fem dick.

Meeting up with someone and saying that "we knew each other in a past life" (I got resurrected by a evil necromancer)

"Pull yourself together!" They say, causing me to suffer another mental breakdown (had a bad experience with being taken apart on an molecular level)

Goody two shoes (heroes only have a limited budget for footwear)

Killing Time, knowing full well that if I do that I will be late to work

Putting a watch in my back pocket and the bottom of my shoes so that I am always "on the clock"

Four-bear Forebearer holding fourheaded bears

Four bearer holding a four

Star crossed but in a "I'm not in love, I just really pissed off a movie star and now shes paying all my dates to dump me)

Would you love me If I was a worm?(Not a hypothetical)

God dam (to keep out the infinite power of the universe)

What is love? (Asking for a friend)(Who may or may not be a 8ft tall killer robot)

Undocumented aliens (am an taxonomists astoloist)

When my peers say "Let him cook" after making a point, but that literally his job? We are at a restaurant?

Clingy ex, but they are a koala

Crime doesn't pay because who would you ask for the check?

People think I'm Time travel but I'm just walking so slow that I arrive in the far future

Life or death situation, but there is no way in hell I am going to help you ( I'm the devil)

People say "give them space", and "give them time" when what I really need is absolute and total control over space-time

Power of heart, but all it does is let me burst open every single vein or blood vessel in your body. Or just give you a heart attack

Super hearing, but I'm now a lawyer required to defend superhuman vigilantes in court

I wonder when they are going to put you down

they tried but then I decided to put myself back up

I mean, if gero never got laid then we wouldn't have any of the main androids. Just eighter, and even that's debatable

Friendly reminder that ​Vegeta getting laid resulted in the current timeline being saved.

Carve the hear t into their Bones

Then, if you break up, you have to break them

On the anniversary of our time together I want to cuddle a the couch and force you to watch a little movie I made out of the first time I violated you. I want to lick your tears away as you beg your past self to run in your mind.

I want to feel you up as you watch yourself scream and beg for me to stop doing the same in the video. To feel how limp and docile you have become in my hands.

I want to force you to cum while you watch yourself forced into the tiny cage that you now sleep in, too small to stand or lay down in, and shocked until all that comes from your mouth is an incoherent babble of broken screams.

Then I want to carve hearts in your flesh to show you how much I love you.

Give him a British Fiver.

Help! my son is currently enjoying a fever.