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What about Krillin and Trunks,hmm? They killed cell too

He beat Cell all by himself! :D

That has to suck. I wonder if I got some chocolate milk in the fridge for him

girls when they remember that green lantern vol 3 ends with kyle losing all his tethers to earth to the point that it is no longer his home and because loving is the only thing he knows how to do he devotes himself wholly to the only thing he has left which is an organization that doesn’t give a damn about him as person and one that slowly begins to condone the antithesis of everything he stands for which eventually leads him to strike out on his own where he is later kidnapped and forced into violence in an attempt to break his resolve in his convictions only for him to emerge with said convictions intact but with the price of being irreparably scarred both mentally and physically by what he’s done and what’s been done to him

Ok cell won in the rematch against trunks, but Krillin survived the entire thing!

He beat Cell all by himself! :D

This is just a really toxic workplace?

Guy who's getting fired

Customer service who needs to explain that the guy you worked with is fired

The guy who gets the other guys workload, but doesn't have a clue about these people cuz they threw out the notes

The same guy two weeks later, being promised a raise, only for corporate to deny it for 6 months before they fire him for poor performance(he's doing 3 times the work without his coworkers doing anything, so his work is suffering) or he quits(happy ending)

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

Meeting up with someone and saying that "we knew each other in a past life" (I got resurrected by a evil necromancer)

"Pull yourself together!" They say, causing me to suffer another mental breakdown (had a bad experience with being taken apart on an molecular level)

Goody two shoes (heroes only have a limited budget for footwear)

Killing Time, knowing full well that if I do that I will be late to work

Putting a watch in my back pocket and the bottom of my shoes so that I am always "on the clock"

Four-bear Forebearer holding fourheaded bears

Four bearer holding a four

Star crossed but in a "I'm not in love, I just really pissed off a movie star and now shes paying all my dates to dump me)

Would you love me If I was a worm?(Not a hypothetical)

God dam (to keep out the infinite power of the universe)

What is love? (Asking for a friend)(Who may or may not be a 8ft tall killer robot)

Undocumented aliens (am an taxonomists astoloist)

When my peers say "Let him cook" after making a point, but that literally his job? We are at a restaurant?

Clingy ex, but they are a koala

Crime doesn't pay because who would you ask for the check?

People think I'm Time travel but I'm just walking so slow that I arrive in the far future

Life or death situation, but there is no way in hell I am going to help you ( I'm the devil)

People say "give them space", and "give them time" when what I really need is absolute and total control over space-time

Power of heart, but all it does is let me burst open every single vein or blood vessel in your body. Or just give you a heart attack

Super hearing, but I'm now a lawyer required to defend superhuman vigilantes in court

I wonder when they are going to put you down

they tried but then I decided to put myself back up

I always said Gohan was the GOAT. Future Gohan was willing to take ups the slack, and xeno Gohan gets a nice Paycheck (i think?)

Thinking about how Gohan choosing to live a semi normal life is objectively hilarious. Because to his fellow uni students or work colleagues he’s just an unnecessarily buff but overall nerdy and sweet guy. Then you zoom out, look at his family and treasured acquaintances and OH NO, WHAT? Are those aliens? Why can they fly? OH NO.

Plus he’s married to an heiress essentially? I just know he has people scratching their heads trying to figure him out.

Also I know some DBZ/DBS fans give him grief for losing his edge. But hello? This guy basically saved the world thrice and majority of that was before he was even 12. He didn’t even get to stumble across peril while going on a fun adventure, it literally hit him in the face every single time. Gohan entering martial arts retirement after clocking crazy stats in his youth is also HILARIOUS and I support suburban dad Gohan.

Piccolo is the (formerly) Evil Green Space Jesus of Dragon Ball, with the history of the Bible being drastically altered via unforeseen time travel

*note; I am not in any bible studies, nor do I follow the religion, this is all for fun, not offense. if you have suggestions or clarification, let me know*

Let's look at the facts

1: there are 3 separate aspects of the character we know as "Piccolo" no matter how we look at it.

2: one of those aspects is literally God, and the other two are father and son. If you look at it differently, the argument can still be made that they are still considered a father and son, but I'm not going to consider nail, because he's just there, y'know? Like he isn't meant to be part of the whole green Jesus thing, just there as well.

3 Christianity exists in dragon ball, as show by puar turning into a bible

4 We never see "Jesus" as a separate entity, only god and his superiors

5 he died for our sins(gt) and redeemed himself (z) and put beef aside with those who wronged/killed him when the time came to work together(super)

6 he was a persecuted minority who got killed by a tyrannical dictator

I'll finish this later, but the similarities are striking

Drop dead gorgeous but they don't know that I'm the one poisoning everyone.

Drop dead gorgeous but the necromancer forgot to resurrect my assets

Puar is one of the only main cast to survive until the buu saga. Puar is also a killer

some recent puars