Ok Cell Won In The Rematch Against Trunks, But Krillin Survived The Entire Thing!

Mr Lich is all style no substance , while the crocadillians are a very real threat, and there ffore moree terrifying

Gravity is a ploy by the rich to keep us down, weak, and so called "grounded".

First, lets take a look at gravity. Gravity generally means something along the lines of a force towards another mass, but in practice this generally means towards the planet we reside on. Now planet, and infact, much of the universe, is created in a closed source environment, as we have not managed to create an environment that takes external input or output. What does this mean? It means the owner of this system, God, is keeping us from connecting and collaborating with other environments, under the guise of them being "TO MUCH FOR YOUR MORTAL UNDERSTANDING", which I could maybe excuse if not for the fact that, according to the terms and conditions, God owns everything in the universe. He owns the raw material, the factories, your new Jordans, everything. This puts him in a class of his own, with him being able to make a lavish paradise in the sky, and weve only begun to scratch the surface. Ok, now to loop back to the Original point, gravity. Gravity is a tool used to keep those indentured into working on Gods blue Earth from, rioting and reclaiming the right to have cool cloud houses and flying. Gravity also keeps you from reaching your full potential by putting insurmountable obstacles, such as 5 pound weights. Without gravity, I could life the moon. They say it's to keep us grounded, but really it's to chain us.

I mean, if gero never got laid then we wouldn't have any of the main androids. Just eighter, and even that's debatable

Friendly reminder that ​Vegeta getting laid resulted in the current timeline being saved.

So uhh, I wanna try making a short story in a (pseudo?) webcomic format.

I just have no clue what or how just that I wanna get philosophical on the nature of clone &/or vampires. also clone angst? And subverting clone angst? Simultaneously?

Any ideas?

After the tragic death of Batman, the league(who have no clue who Bruce Wayne is) are shocked when Batman shows up to their meeting the next week. Only... He's different. The mannerisms are different, the voice is doing the same things but is also different, he might be shorter, he smiled maybe,ect

Of course they start theories to explain the bat doppelganger, ranging from clones, multiversal variants, And reformed supervillains. But what they also notice is that Robin stopped showing up as often, and when he does, he treats batman differently than before. So they try to nonchalantly ask Robin(Damian Wayne) who gives the answer of "Bat puberty"(it was Dick's idea)

When the titans ask what's up with batman after their latest team up, Tim says something that strongly implied he was gay or bi(I dunno what though, I don't know any phrases that could be used for coming out or just normal descriptions)

When commissioner Gordon asks Batgirl off duty if she knew why batman was different now, she (while still pissed off over Jim misgendering her roommate (it was a genuine accident, and the roommate in question forgave him)) says that "maybe he's on his period". Jim takes this completely at face value and accepts that batman is trans.

Red hood doesn't get asked this often due to his terse relationship with Bruce, but when a goon FINALLY decided to ask what changed between him and batman, he is thrilled to explain that "now they have shared experiences "and ever since his death his personality went a complete 180" "I havent seen any previous lives of his, but I like this one" he doesn't clarify further. The goons are now convinced he is a time lord of some form. This theory spreads faster than any other.

Eventually everyone has their own theory, with answers ranging from his unstable nature as a clone, to time travel, to I don't wanna talk about him after hearing of his modeling career, and being the literal antichrist(this one is perpetuated by Constantine In exchange for a favor from him), to a really intense method actor in cosplay.

So now batman is trans, gay, immortal, biblical, clone,ect

And dick has a little book dedicated to keeping track of these theories.

And people assume that he is just trying to either figure out this Batman deal, or is trying to get to know Batman better after the reincarnation.

It never crosses anyone's mind that maybe it's because he needs to keep his lies straight.

Because he's Batman (to noones surprise except for those in the same universe)

Just tried Refrigerated hand cream put on slippers at 3am cuz I wanted to feel.

I feel, but at what cost?

My feet are cold and slippery

Wholesome

Are ya winning, Son Gohan?

Piccolo is the (formerly) Evil Green Space Jesus of Dragon Ball, with the history of the Bible being drastically altered via unforeseen time travel

*note; I am not in any bible studies, nor do I follow the religion, this is all for fun, not offense. if you have suggestions or clarification, let me know*

Let's look at the facts

1: there are 3 separate aspects of the character we know as "Piccolo" no matter how we look at it.

2: one of those aspects is literally God, and the other two are father and son. If you look at it differently, the argument can still be made that they are still considered a father and son, but I'm not going to consider nail, because he's just there, y'know? Like he isn't meant to be part of the whole green Jesus thing, just there as well.

3 Christianity exists in dragon ball, as show by puar turning into a bible

4 We never see "Jesus" as a separate entity, only god and his superiors

5 he died for our sins(gt) and redeemed himself (z) and put beef aside with those who wronged/killed him when the time came to work together(super)

6 he was a persecuted minority who got killed by a tyrannical dictator

I'll finish this later, but the similarities are striking

Give him a British Fiver.

Help! my son is currently enjoying a fever.

Learn something new every day.