I Dunno Bout If They Are A Hobbit, They Oughta Get A Banana For Scale

Can't remember if this is canon, or from the time I got reincarnated as yamcha spinoff. I could sworn tien butchered him in canon

Imagine an Isekai about someone who escapes a multiversal one man genocide of the self who has to stop the ruler of this world from continuing his massacre by befriending and fighting all manner of fun characters, only for the plot twist to be that the person who is doing multiversal genocide against themselves, isn't actually the same person, but rather the "future" son of the protagonist and then after some brutal exposition and main character death they get better and God lets them proper time travel to"fix" their son's tragic future backstory.

Meeting up with someone and saying that "we knew each other in a past life" (I got resurrected by a evil necromancer)

"Pull yourself together!" They say, causing me to suffer another mental breakdown (had a bad experience with being taken apart on an molecular level)

Goody two shoes (heroes only have a limited budget for footwear)

Killing Time, knowing full well that if I do that I will be late to work

Putting a watch in my back pocket and the bottom of my shoes so that I am always "on the clock"

Four-bear Forebearer holding fourheaded bears

Four bearer holding a four

Star crossed but in a "I'm not in love, I just really pissed off a movie star and now shes paying all my dates to dump me)

Would you love me If I was a worm?(Not a hypothetical)

God dam (to keep out the infinite power of the universe)

What is love? (Asking for a friend)(Who may or may not be a 8ft tall killer robot)

Undocumented aliens (am an taxonomists astoloist)

When my peers say "Let him cook" after making a point, but that literally his job? We are at a restaurant?

Clingy ex, but they are a koala

Crime doesn't pay because who would you ask for the check?

People think I'm Time travel but I'm just walking so slow that I arrive in the far future

Life or death situation, but there is no way in hell I am going to help you ( I'm the devil)

People say "give them space", and "give them time" when what I really need is absolute and total control over space-time

Power of heart, but all it does is let me burst open every single vein or blood vessel in your body. Or just give you a heart attack

Super hearing, but I'm now a lawyer required to defend superhuman vigilantes in court

So I googled Elvis on the DC wiki

It was mostly empty, but I noticed that there was a version called "President Presley" from Earth-1098

Researching Earth-1098 reveals that this is a hypertime variant or something? And I thought this it was like a variant of Kingdom Come universe because it first showed up in the second issue of "the Kingdom" but it's not? Cuz the costume designs don't match at all?

Anyways, after some google-justu and some (un)educated guesses, I've come to the conclusion that 1098 takes place in 2013 - 16

Cuz Supergirl generally arrives at least 20 years after Kal El (he's generally an fully grown man when she arrives) and when I look at the images of 1098 S-Girl I think she looks around the same age as Power Girl(?) maybe? I dunno but power girl is like 30 years old when compared to Supergirl. anyways S-Girl (alt name used 1098 Kara) says that Wonder Woman and the Justice society raised her. Also Batgirl seems to be around the same age as Bruce Wayne (or at least old enough to confide in him about this stuff), and as we all know, Bruce is a 30 something year old playboy. Therefore that means that Batgirl is in her 20s-30s as well. I guess. And when you compare that to the young adult/teen counterparts from the main continuity, this leads me to believe that earth 1098 takes place at minimum 15 years after 1998. Though tbh I think that it's more likely to be closer to 18/20 years as that feels better in my head. Anyways.

With this timeframe I have concluded that Elvis either beat Obama in the 2008 election, or he Beat Donald Trump in the 2016 election. Or maybe he ran Republican. Not much is known about the Kings political beliefs, but what is known (thru very confident google results) is that he was a Democrat back in the days before the parties basically swapped(I think? I dunno political history), and would probably run as a Republican. But not like a modern Republican, more like a "liberal conservative" question mark? Either way I doubt he could be much worse than the orange ogre. At least he can sing. That's a better quality for a president than being an ignorant buffoon, right?

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I dunno what to fill this empty space with

He's hideous. We shoulda gotten Elvis.

Cute-otye

Petition to to make it socially acceptable to eat/chew on petitions that are immoral?

I read online that someone chucked an anti trans petition ito a fountain, but I think that it would be much more effective and intimidating to just EAT the offending petition.

It sounds like your school is better than ok. Sounds great actually. I got that option in school a few times but honestly I could never do it because I would stress myself out on accuracy to characters

my English exam is writing fanfic 😭🙏 is my school ok???

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Iskell left?

Man I need to catch up with the series.

Have you ever wondered "Hey, which person is this Hermitcraft fanart actually depicting?" and didn't want to just scroll down to read the tags?

Behold. My magnum opus. The Hermitcraft fanart flowchart! Please click for legibillity.

Just tried Refrigerated hand cream put on slippers at 3am cuz I wanted to feel.

I feel, but at what cost?

My feet are cold and slippery