Petition To To Make It Socially Acceptable To Eat/chew On Petitions That Are Immoral?

Learn something new every day.

If you stab someone with a bone/tooth sword, is that just biting by proxy with an accessory?

So I googled Elvis on the DC wiki

It was mostly empty, but I noticed that there was a version called "President Presley" from Earth-1098

Researching Earth-1098 reveals that this is a hypertime variant or something? And I thought this it was like a variant of Kingdom Come universe because it first showed up in the second issue of "the Kingdom" but it's not? Cuz the costume designs don't match at all?

Anyways, after some google-justu and some (un)educated guesses, I've come to the conclusion that 1098 takes place in 2013 - 16

Cuz Supergirl generally arrives at least 20 years after Kal El (he's generally an fully grown man when she arrives) and when I look at the images of 1098 S-Girl I think she looks around the same age as Power Girl(?) maybe? I dunno but power girl is like 30 years old when compared to Supergirl. anyways S-Girl (alt name used 1098 Kara) says that Wonder Woman and the Justice society raised her. Also Batgirl seems to be around the same age as Bruce Wayne (or at least old enough to confide in him about this stuff), and as we all know, Bruce is a 30 something year old playboy. Therefore that means that Batgirl is in her 20s-30s as well. I guess. And when you compare that to the young adult/teen counterparts from the main continuity, this leads me to believe that earth 1098 takes place at minimum 15 years after 1998. Though tbh I think that it's more likely to be closer to 18/20 years as that feels better in my head. Anyways.

With this timeframe I have concluded that Elvis either beat Obama in the 2008 election, or he Beat Donald Trump in the 2016 election. Or maybe he ran Republican. Not much is known about the Kings political beliefs, but what is known (thru very confident google results) is that he was a Democrat back in the days before the parties basically swapped(I think? I dunno political history), and would probably run as a Republican. But not like a modern Republican, more like a "liberal conservative" question mark? Either way I doubt he could be much worse than the orange ogre. At least he can sing. That's a better quality for a president than being an ignorant buffoon, right?

PRESIDENTIAL TRIGGER WARNING-----------------

I dunno what to fill this empty space with

He's hideous. We shoulda gotten Elvis.

Imagine an Isekai about someone who escapes a multiversal one man genocide of the self who has to stop the ruler of this world from continuing his massacre by befriending and fighting all manner of fun characters, only for the plot twist to be that the person who is doing multiversal genocide against themselves, isn't actually the same person, but rather the "future" son of the protagonist and then after some brutal exposition and main character death they get better and God lets them proper time travel to"fix" their son's tragic future backstory.

What else would we do? Tittie the tank engine?

Ngl that sounds fire

Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎

That's cool AF.

I was a moron back then s, so I wouldn't have teven really noticed d

legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”

Piccolo is the (formerly) Evil Green Space Jesus of Dragon Ball, with the history of the Bible being drastically altered via unforeseen time travel

*note; I am not in any bible studies, nor do I follow the religion, this is all for fun, not offense. if you have suggestions or clarification, let me know*

Let's look at the facts

1: there are 3 separate aspects of the character we know as "Piccolo" no matter how we look at it.

2: one of those aspects is literally God, and the other two are father and son. If you look at it differently, the argument can still be made that they are still considered a father and son, but I'm not going to consider nail, because he's just there, y'know? Like he isn't meant to be part of the whole green Jesus thing, just there as well.

3 Christianity exists in dragon ball, as show by puar turning into a bible

4 We never see "Jesus" as a separate entity, only god and his superiors

5 he died for our sins(gt) and redeemed himself (z) and put beef aside with those who wronged/killed him when the time came to work together(super)

6 he was a persecuted minority who got killed by a tyrannical dictator

I'll finish this later, but the similarities are striking

Puar is one of the only main cast to survive until the buu saga. Puar is also a killer

some recent puars

Just tried Refrigerated hand cream put on slippers at 3am cuz I wanted to feel.

I feel, but at what cost?

My feet are cold and slippery

Give him a British Fiver.

Help! my son is currently enjoying a fever.