Si Guenièvre Tombe Enceinte Je Suis Sûre Qu’elle Va Avoir Un Craving De Pâte D’amande

Si Guenièvre tombe enceinte je suis sûre qu’elle va avoir un craving de pâte d’amande

Arthur: ça va ? Vous avez pas touché à votre assiette.

Guenièvre: non mais ça me donne mal au cœur moi tout ça. Et puis en ce moment moi j’ai seulement envie de pâte d’amande

Arthur: encore ?! Mais ça vous était pas passé ça ?! Y avait de la pâte d’amande dans les gâteaux que vous receviez toutes les semaines ou quoi ?

Guenièvre: *vomit*

Dame Séli: dites donc, vous seriez pas enceinte par hasard ?

Guenièvre: enceinte ? Mais est-ce possible ?

Léodagan: ah bah d’après ce qu’on entend presque tous les soirs, oui c’est bien possible

Arthur: … bon bah je vais vous commander de la pâte d’amande

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