For All That My Previous “Kaamelott Karacters” Were Dudes, Kaamelott Isn’t That Bad A Sausage

This could be us..

Finally I can wrap my phone around my cock, set it to vibrate and call myself.

Si Guenièvre tombe enceinte je suis sûre qu’elle va avoir un craving de pâte d’amande

Arthur: ça va ? Vous avez pas touché à votre assiette.

Guenièvre: non mais ça me donne mal au cœur moi tout ça. Et puis en ce moment moi j’ai seulement envie de pâte d’amande

Arthur: encore ?! Mais ça vous était pas passé ça ?! Y avait de la pâte d’amande dans les gâteaux que vous receviez toutes les semaines ou quoi ?

Guenièvre: *vomit*

Dame Séli: dites donc, vous seriez pas enceinte par hasard ?

Guenièvre: enceinte ? Mais est-ce possible ?

Léodagan: ah bah d’après ce qu’on entend presque tous les soirs, oui c’est bien possible

Arthur: … bon bah je vais vous commander de la pâte d’amande

Moi après 12 ans dans mon coin qui a écouté Kaamelott 20 fois et plus et qui découvre finalement un fandom à qui déballer toutes mes théories de grosse barge qui ressasse non stop.

Quelques jours après la destruction de Kaamelott, dans le camp burgonde.

Karadoc : il est où le roi ?

Perceval : jsais pas je l'ai pas vu aujourd'hui. Pourquoi vous aviez un truc à lui dire ?

Karadoc : ouais y a Merlin qui veut le voir et apparemment c'est urgent.

Perceval : attendez j'ai une idée. *Se met à crier* LANCELOT A ENLEVÉ LA REINE !!

*5 secondes plus tard*

Arthur *arrive en courant tout essoufflé* : comment ça il a enlevé la reine ?! Mais c'est pas possible ! Qu'est ce qu'il s'est passé encore ? Vous étiez censé la surveiller d'un oeil ! Ils sont partis par où ?

I’ve never seen anybody use all the frames when making one of these, so I decided to do two of my own.

Bienvenue dans le thread où on parle de la garde robe de Lancelot quand on le laisse s'habiller tout seul:

pour commencer on le voit ici à la dernière fête des fleurs, qui a été officiellement interdite après qu'un essein d'abeille ait attenté à sa vie.

On le voit ici enfiler son costume de barde après qu'il ait entendu dire que Guenièvre les aime bien:

Quand il réalise que même avec le protège cou à la con il a failli se faire buter par Arthur, il décider d'emmener le style un peu plus loin:

à votre tour parce que moi j'en peux plus, je ris fort comme Kadoc quand il réalise que le père blaise a des airs de tata 😂😂

Elsa with no make up

Steam Powered Giraffe Comic and Rabbit’s New Look! (Click here to view the first few pages of our newly launched comic!)

Hello all! David Michael Bennett here! I play the silver robot, The Spine in the band Steam Powered Giraffe! I just wanted to give you all an update on some new stuff we’ve got coming your way in 2014!

We are pleased to announce the premiere of the official Steam Powered Giraffe Comic! It’s coming your way in the form of page-by-page updates starting today! The comic, which delves into the back story of the robot characters in the band, is written by the the band itself and is illustrated by Bunny Bennett (Rabbit) and Samuel Luke (Hatchworth). It will be updated routinely and published online for all of you to view and read for free, page by page as the pages are completed.

A few of you might have seen the early stages of this comic that we posted in the past, but there have been extensive changes to the group since its beginning four years ago and we couldn’t be more excited to finally be bringing it to you all!

Some might be wondering where the character Rabbit is in the comic teaser image above…

Well Rabbit is actually in there! He’s the automaton girl. You see, Rabbit is now going to be a female robot instead of a male robot.

This gender change will be reflected in our live shows going forward and you can expect to see the changes starting this year in 2014.

There will be a transition period in our live shows where the female Rabbit character design is developed, and then, like a lot of things in our act, will organically change as the act progresses: Costume, makeup; the whole deal.

It’ll be an abrupt change for some fans for sure, but you can rest easy knowing that the Rabbit character isn’t going anywhere. He’s simply becoming a she.

We’re all progressively minded here in Steam Powered Giraffe, and we hope the change is taken as softly as when Hatchworth or Rabbit got a new jacket, or when The Spine had a mustache installed on him that one time for one show, or when he grew giant stegosaurus spines out of his back. No big deal right? Well, maybe those are hard comparisons to this instance, but I’d personally like to think it’s no big deal. And that’s the collective viewpoint in the band.

It’s a step forward for us and those of you who know a bit about the band will know that we support LGBT+ rights in our personal lives. For all our differences, we all the same and nothing relating to stuff like this makes anyone in the world different than anyone else. We’re all human.

While our act is not specifically focusing on these issues, we do like to be progressive and show that we are accepting of everyone and that we welcome the differences that make us all human and beautiful.

With a new year and change in the air, we also have a new live show DVD coming out early this year of our Walter Robotics Expo show that took place over the summer of 2013. We think it will serve as a good snapshot of 2013 and the excellent milestone brought in with Sam and Matt’s arrival and for the band’s ongoing changes that we keep pumping out.

(I am sure it’s only a matter of time before The Spine grows a tail and turns into a dinosaur).

As artists we want to add, improve, and continue creating entertainment for all of our fans to enjoy, and it makes us happy to do what we love and share it with all of you.

And with that, I’d like to thank all of you for your continued support and all of the love you give us each and every day in the form of emails, comments, reblogs, fan mail, gifts, and in-person dialog with us at live shows. We love you all! Happy New Year. We look forward to the next!

-David Michael Bennett (The Spine)

Et voilà, je chiale.

Hey je suis en train de me dire que les couronnes du mariage d'Arthur et Guenièvre elles devaient être faites en fleurs sauvages non ? Des vraies fleurs qui fanent ? Donc ça voudrait dire que non seulement Guenièvre a spécifiquement gardé celle d'Arthur MAIS AUSSI qu'elle a probablement demandé à Merlin de les préserver avec un sort