No Matter How Many Of You See This, Reblog And Then Wait.

Tonight I was crying and I made myself laugh think about "The Porcu-Spine"

Please someone, if this shit exists, tell me and send those pieces of art, I would never thank you enough! 

One of my best friends(let's call him Hamster) to one of our common friend(let's call him Fugu)

Fugu : *Doing something stupid on LoL*

Hamster : You know what, Fugu? Your brain is exactly like your balls. Quite full, but totally unused.

Me : *dying of laughter while fucking bowing respectfully in front of my PC screen*

For all that my previous “Kaamelott karacters” were dudes, Kaamelott isn’t that bad a sausage fest. (It’s just really full of brown-haired white dudes with beards.) There are female characters all over the cinnamon roll -> bastard scale, starting with the Queen, Guenièvre (Guinevere).

Guenièvre is a typical example of an apple falling VERY far from the tree: she has none of her mother Séli’s ruthlessness nor her father Leodagan’s violent tendencies. She’s a dreamer, she’s naive, and (“thanks” to the way she was raised) has no idea why she hasn’t given an heir to the crown in over 15 years of marriage with Arthur. (It’s because he won’t touch her - dude made a vow, it’s complicated - and they only got married for political reasons). She tries to be a good queen, even when she fails to grasp the intricacies of political life, even when she starts to think Lancelot might be interested in her and she in him (which ends badly for all concerned). Nobody takes her seriously; there’s a couple of cases where this backfires on them, because for all her faults, Guenièvre - like Bohort, another character few take seriously - is soft marshmallow all the way to the core, which is iron.

Happy birthday, Zora Neale Hurston (1891 - 1960) ~~ flawless, fearless, fabulous, hero ~~ author, researcher, anthropologist

“I have the nerve to walk my own way, however hard, in my search for reality, rather than climb upon the rattling wagon of wishful illusions.”

Bon, pour un one-shot Kaamelott, quelqu’un peut me balancer un prompt?

J’ai le cerveau qui pétarade faut m’aider

John Barrowman at FandomFest 2013 (x)

'Never apologize for being nerdy.'