I May Be A Deity By Textbook Definition, But I Still Am Striving To Reach This Level Of Power 😭

I have basically no body fat, and what I do have is for some reason concentrated on my glutes and thighs (IT SHOULD BE ON MY ABDOMEN, BC THERES SUPPOSED TO BE A LAYER OF FAT COVERING YOUR ORGANS)

I look like a stick and weigh a LOT more than people think I would.

Me having an absurd amount of muscle mass is only thing keeping me from looking like a starving Victorian orphan who fell down the old and uncleaned well in the middle of winter.

(Oddly specific I know- that’s what made me make this Tumblr post)

Directly copy pasted from where I just sent it in a discord group chat:

MY AUDHD KICKED IN AND I HYPERFIXATED ON SORTING ALL OF MY ART SUPPLIES FOR THE PAST 4 HOURS

I PUT OFF EATING UNTIL I WAS IN SO MUCH PAIN I COULDNT FOCUS

THEN I INSTANTLY WENT BACK AT IT

IM TRYING TO CONVINCE MY BRAIN THAT IM DONE FOR NOW BUT IT WANTS IT ALL DONE WITHOUT ANY MORE INTERRUPTIONS

HALP

Yeah, I talk to my cat a lot, but she’s always been very loud

but Gypsum (my mom’s cat) has been a bit lonely since my Mom got her dog and Atticus (a brown lab/pointer mix) doesn’t do well with cats-

So Gypsum’s been in the basement with me, but I still give her luv when I can :3

Some picks of the fluffy butt for your soul <3

My mom’s huge fluffy & Chonky cat:

-meows when hungry

-meows when wants attention

-meows when sad

My TINY ASS DWARF TUXEDO cat:

-meows when hungry

-meows when jumping

-meows when picked up

-meows when put down

-meows when angry

-meows when sad

-meows when happy

-meows when wanting attention

-meows while GETTING attention

-meows to say hi

-meows to say bye

-meows when sleepy

-LOUD AS FUCK WHEN EATING (she snurffles so loud while inhaling her food 💀)

-meows when zoomy

-meows at my leopard gecko (they somehow hate EVERY OTHER PET EXCEPT FOR EACHOTHER WHEN THEYRE THE ONES WHO SHOUKD HATE EACH ITHER THE MOST???)

Conclusion:

This tiny shit has a meow that sounds like she has smoker lung and she’s LOUD AS FUCK

I love her tho (๑╹ω╹๑ )

I scream into the void…

And the void answers..

WITH THE BASS BOOSTED WII THEME-

*flies away from the sheer force of the void beats*

IM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH GRRR /pos

YOU GAVE HIM WITTWE KIBBY PAWS 😭😭😭😭😭

SCRUMPTIOUS, EVERY INCH OF THIS PIECE. *Nom*

I LOVE IT SO MUCH THAT IM ACTUALLY GROWLING IRL 💀 I can’t contain myself

Trying to spell the sound I’m making: “Grrruuwaaaaaagghgggh”

I think that’s right-

Hairstyles for long-haired Sebastian :3

Concept idea (other people can use this too):

A group of fae that are queer affirming (some are actually queer too) and the imitation fae (name stealing) of the group can take your dead name from you.

Taking your dead name makes them stronger without causing any harm to you, so it’s a win-win.

One of the younger fae isn’t an imitation fae, but rather a guardian fae who has an online shop with a bunch of pride jewelry (that can also be enchanted if the customer wishes). They’re Non binary and gave their dead name to their friends.

THIS IDEA GIVES ME SO MUCH DOPAMINE

I’m already fleshing out the character ideas >:}

Does this mean I’m only cute now? Or am I still hot? Bc if I’m not; expect all the friends that have pulled the “mommy? Sorry.” Joke on me at the lid of your tank/hj

>:[

*Blasts You with the laser beam that makes you cute*

(it has no effect on your appearance because you're already cute)

(you are reduced to a pile of ash)

(cute ash)

My half Irish, Celtic self: :0 *Neuron Activation*

Unironically I do really love everything potato lol :3

hello,

potato fries

potato chips

potato wedges

baked potato

loaded baked potato

curly fries (potato)

steak fries (potato)

tater tots (potato)

mashed potatoes

hash browns (potato)

gnocchi (potato) (advanced potato)

please let me know if I'm going too fast

PREACH!!

As an AFAB (still identify on the feminine part of the gender spectrum) person who got SA’d on multiple different occasions (5, 7, and 11 years old for the cases where I or the perpetrator weren’t fully clothed, there were other occasions though, but they didn’t really affect me as much) And tend to fear falling in love with people, even if I trust them: Being pregnant is scary in any case, whether you want to keep the pregnancy or not, it’s terrifying.

To any ‘pro lifers’ (more so pro-birth) or people who are confused or uneducated about pregnancy and birth:

•Pregnancy puts the person’s life at risk, and permanently affects the body even after the baby is born.

•non viable pregnancies can be mentally and physically devastating for people involved, and should be aborted for the pregnant person’s safety.

•Non viable pregnancies include: if a newborn is guaranteed to die after birth, stillborns, fetuses with severe defects, the pregnant person definitely not going to survive giving birth (such as children that are pregnant, people with severe health issues, some intersex and trans people, etc), and more

•if abortion was only allowed if the pregnancy was caused by SA/R@pe, many people who were SA’d/R@ped wouldn’t be able to get abortions anyway, because most SA/R@pe cases don’t get reported, aren’t brought to court, are deemed false by court, etc.

•There is a difference between life and personhood. Plants are alive, but don’t have personhood. A human corpse isn’t alive, but has personhood. A fetus is technically alive, but isn’t a person.

•if you think abortion is murder because a fetus has life, then farming is murder, picking mushrooms or roots is murder, taking antibiotics and getting vaccinated would be murder because bacteria and viruses are alive.

•Abortion is healthcare. An established life of a person is more important than a fetus with no personhood or consciousness.

Have some memes for your travels:

the "I believe in abortion only in extreme situations" people (especially women) truly baffle me because I genuinely consider "a human has another human growing inside of them and does not want to" to be a very extreme situation. to me that feels so deeply like an extreme emergency situation. I know this has been said before but it's incredible to me that this does not feel innately horrifying and "extreme" to everyone.

I was cutting onions for dinner

It was all going well, and I thought:

“Oh hey, the onions aren’t waging war on my eyes”

I was a fool to believe the onions had granted me mercy, because just as I thought that, the onions decided to strike