Just Enjoy It Man

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

im unsure why this is my first reblog on this account but it just is now :'(

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

House MD + text posts pt. ∞

Everyone needs to see this

flirting: you look like you were made for my knife

uhm.. yeah..

gay test

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation