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this has probably been done before lol
catch me saying [text obscured by blood] instead of [redacted] from now on
“hmmm Shallan has been looking kinda bored lately, maybe I should take her to a dark scary street tonight and kill some guys in front of her to spice things up” -Jasnah probably
more like an adoption if you ask me 🤨 Dalinar tried to be sneaky with it fr
so I started the stormlight archive
I BEG YOUR FINEST PARDON
ERIC BOGOSIAN and ASSAD ZAMAN in Official Season 2 Blooper Reel | Interview with the Vampire
Current read: Call of the Bone Ships by RJ Barker
Book 2 of the Tide Child trilogy
If you grew up reading Ranger’s Apprentice/Brotherband then I highly recommend this series— lots of nautical elements including ship lingo and long voyages. It’s a high fantasy series, so it has Pirates of the Caribbean-esque elements as well. The sea battles are incredibly well-written.
‼️‼️🗣️🗣️ SEA DRAGONS 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️
I’ve seen reviewers classify these books as grimdark, but I disagree with that mainly because of the main character Joron and his captain (shipwife), Lucky Meas. Though hardened by the circumstances of their lives and their tragic pasts, both of these characters, along with many of the side characters, have strong moral compasses and a conviction to do what’s right.
I’m enjoying this series a lot so far and I think it definitely deserves to more well-known. I would love to see the fandom grow too because I haven’t found anyone to talk about it with yet 🥲 (if you have read them pls interact bc I am desperate to scream about Joron with someone)
Happy anniversary of the great disaster at Mystery Flesh Pit National Park to all who celebrate
Image credit: @mysteryfleshpit
Happy world UFO day to these dorks <3
Every time I open tumblr and see that TMA is trending I cackle gleefully and rub my hands together like a cartoon villain
“Who keeps stealing Georgie’s face?” WHAT THE HELL ABSOLUTELY NO ONE EVERYTHING IS 100% FINE 😃😃
POV: you're Jonathan Harker on May 4th trying to ask your innkeeper about the mysterious Count you're supposed to be meeting
powerpoint night at 35 portland row
Alice roasting Sam’s lack of rizz has me DEAD omfg
[tape recorder clicks]
rip Gary you would’ve love the D&D movie
I’m climbing the walls wtf was this episode
Jonny and Alex you can’t just make an episode about liminal spaces and expect me to not go batshit crazy on tumblr dot com
On today’s episode of I should be writing a lab report
Ah yes, the TmagP avatars:
guy who got peer pressured into eye removal by a building (i assume)
Incredibly talented artist… what will they do? Hurt people probably
Killed his wife, now he’s the garden
Violin player (evil)
73 million needles in a trench coat
This was my face whilst hearing all the references to tma
THIS SURE WAS AN EPISODE HUH
Me after hearing “do you know who Jon is”
HILLTOP CENTER?!?! brb processing this
Happy bpm day guys
Happy extended sounds of brutal pipe murder day to all who celebrate